You're so high you're on auctioneer status
by Ewen McCloud February 25, 2025
by Spicy nuts March 10, 2021
by Maeed March 28, 2020
When you're selling something online and some jamoke who's usually from somewhere where they haggle over fish at street markets comes at you offering 1/3 of your asking price or less.
by Vinnie_C February 15, 2022
A female who auctiions off her virginity for a large sum of money. The female posts on craigslist, other classified advertising sites, or uses local or national media to set virginity for auction.
There are real life examples of Virgin Auctioneers and one of them is "A 20-year-old woman from Southern Brazil has sparked a wave of criticism by auctioning off her "first sexual experience" to the highest bidder as part of a documentary. The stunt has generated outrage in Brazil, however, bids have already reached $1 million."
by UrbanPhonics October 29, 2012
describes the inability to avoid auctions and their accompanying behaviors. Auctionitis may be benign, where one may find an item which is necessary is cheapest at auction, or, acute where in combination with shopaholicism the sufferer experiences a painful, penniless, clutter-world where Oprah would be unwelcomed.
Please, extend my credit line so I can bid on that pair of Ferragamo boots, my auctionitis is acting up.
by rankstorn February 25, 2014