auctionitis

describes the inability to avoid auctions and their accompanying behaviors. Auctionitis may be benign, where one may find an item which is necessary is cheapest at auction, or, acute where in combination with shopaholicism the sufferer experiences a painful, penniless, clutter-world where Oprah would be unwelcomed.

Please, extend my credit line so I can bid on that pair of Ferragamo boots, my auctionitis is acting up.

by rankstorn March 4, 2014

auctioneer status

When a person is so high on crystal meth they can't stop talking and all night

You're so high you're on auctioneer status

by Ewen McCloud February 24, 2025

auction off

Auction off

a Phrasal verb. It means to sell something in an auction.

Auction off

For example, I auctioned off my car to pay off my debt .

by Maeed March 28, 2020

Auction Day

I hate Auction Day, worst day of the year >:(

Auction Day = 9/11 (R.I.P.)

by RoseRed669 January 25, 2023

hood auction

When a person tells everyone who ever does the most damage to someone’s property gets the money

Ay hood auction at jacks house, whoever does the most damage gets 500$!!

by Spicy nuts March 10, 2021

Fish Auction

When you're selling something online and some jamoke who's usually from somewhere where they haggle over fish at street markets comes at you offering 1/3 of your asking price or less.

Buyer: Would you take $40 for those Jordans?
Seller: Save it for the fish auction bruh.

by Vinnie_C February 14, 2022