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Astrology is personology, interpretation, profiling and prediction by that of the definitions, positions, housings, aspects, and even angles of the stars and planets. Certain angles can cause or trigger a good or bad flow of energy, that most deeply effects those born under its time.

The original source; Astrology came from India and originated from the oldest scriptures in the world called Vedas, and Ayurveda, meaning "The Science of Life." It is more advanced, and more accurate. According to Ayurvedic Astrology, Western Astrology if off by about a month or so, and Geminis can be mistaken for Cancers, etc. This is a big flaw, considering opposites are placed next to each other.

Many people think astrology is fake, and accuse others of believing other ridiculous nonsense, (likes fairies) but this is often because of personal reasons, as they themselves believe other things like evolution and a world without cause. No offense, but people who do not "believe" in Astrology pay only attention to what matters go wrong on an astrological description, they are bitter, do without reason, and talk crap about what they do not understand or have tried to. If one thing goes wrong they are utterly disappointed, and delve no further into the topic but choose a lifetime of insulting and spatting on Astrology. It is definitely hard to find the truth in an ocean of lies, and there is bad astrologers. Most critics are atheists who have barely had much experience with the science. Palmistry, like Astrology is an occult science: it says if both of your prominent lines are close together, you are close minded.
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by Majestic Maze December 12, 2008
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The science of predicting attributes of someones personality and events in their life using the positions of the stars and planets in the sky the exact minute when they were born. A lot of people think astrology is fake, but with just their date and time of birth i could tell them the story of their life and describe their personality to a tee. So screw them.
That girl is a capricorn, so astrology shows that she is probably a very serious person.
by musiclove78 May 23, 2012
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I liked here astrology.
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One of the things people are skeptical about with astrology is hearing about things like a rat standing on the back of an ox while playing a flute to win a race. Though some scientist asshole with too much time on his/her hands would likely try and train a rat to play a flute, just to prove it wasn't impossible, to be an asshole, or for who knows what military purpose they might try and get a scientist to do something like that the reality is a guy working in the sewer isn't going to come across a rat playing a flute every day. If rats were really such winners, why would they spend so much of their time in the sewer in the first place?
Astrology seems like another thing people created to categorize and control other people rather than help them understand who they and people around them really are, kind of like god, the devil, angels, demons, and everything else in religion. Calling it a pseudoscience implies that science itself isn't another way to control people by giving them answers that sound good (and that real science is somehow more responsible because it sounds more responsible), instead of leaving them with questions about the world around them. There's a lot of bullshit that goes with any/all of it.
by Solid Mantis January 22, 2021
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Basically what month you were born it has its own sign called a zodiac sign but its also called astrology.
" Person " hey dude guess what!
" Me " yeah?
" Person " my zodiac sign is a Capricorn!
" me " oh cool im a scorpio but its not only called but its also astrology!
" Person " cool!
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Astrology is bullshit. People who believe in Astrology have an IQ of approximately negative 100. Their IQ subceeds negative 100. If you, for some reason, don't know what Astrology is, it's basically when you decide someone's personality and the way they act from which month they're born and also the belief that the stars in the sky control your fate and life choices. Do you see how retarded that sounds? Read the example at the bottom.
TikTok Astrology Girl With Purple Hair: hEy, wHeN iS yOuR bIrThDaY?
Completely normal and smart person: uhhh, 26th of May?
TikTok Astrology Girl With Purple Hair: eEw, YoU'rE a GeMiNi ♊ yOu ArE a BaD pErSoN.
Completely normal and smart person: Excuse me? Are you braindead?
by TheSummitOG August 25, 2022
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ASTROLOGY IS COMPLETE AND UTTER BULSHIT
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