Asparagus Syndrome 

An unlucky cunt who is not only painfully autistic (asperger syndrome) but can't spell for shit (dyslexic)

He says he feels a lighter shade of yellow today but when I told him to write down "yellow", he wrote "hjsdf". He must have Asparagus Syndrome

Asparagus Syndrome by Aldy September 22, 2005

asparagus calzone artichoke brownie 

When you would rather eat ass than this cooking, that's when you know it's true asparagus calzone artichoke brownie. This common Ethiopian expression originated in New Jersey, when Dream went viral for screaming "These packing peanuts are asparagus calzone artichoke brownie." It was during the viral TikTok trend of getting people who were allergic to peanuts to eat packing peanuts instead.

Your mom’s lasagna is asparagus calzone artichoke brownie

asparagus calzone artichoke brownie by Not a tiny kid June 16, 2021

walk asparagus 

The act of burning marijuana and inhaling it into your lungs through a pipe.

to: toke, smoke dope, get high, walk asparagus, ect.

walk asparagus by ilovemycat April 17, 2011

Archabald Asparagus

The silly song narrator

did you know that Archabald Asparagus is the silly song narrator?

Archabald Asparagus by OTHER FRIENDS UWU September 16, 2022

The Steel Asparagus 

A term used to describe a male sex organ of the long and hard variety. Some tend to have an awkward smell but a delicious taste. If prepared just right, they can be known to have a distinct crunch. (Caution: Crunching is not recommended, unless your into that kind of thing, in which case by all means, part take in the crunching)

Guy to other guy: "So my girl wanted to do intercourse with me, so I gave her some of The Steel Asparagus. Boy was she satisfied. (The End)

Guy to girlfriend after very satisfying intercourse: "You just got Steel Asparagused... HOE! (She hobbles away very satisfied)

The Steel Asparagus by Steel Asparagus July 27, 2012

Thomas the asparagus 

a long slender little hoe who resembles an asparagus. bitch-like.

look at Thomas the asparagus over there. ha, loser

Thomas the asparagus by that boy thiccc October 15, 2018

spit weed asparagus 

slang for "fucking your dad"

"hey look its John,spit weed asparagus"

spit weed asparagus by ur mom and ur dad June 1, 2021