Ashton Shoffner

Ashton Shoffner is someone who sticks out in a crowd of people. They typically don't have the best first impression, but once you get to know them, you'll come to see that they are very caring even if they try to hide it. They are very sincere with their opinions and don't like to be proved wrong, but will try to hide the fact they are aggravated. Ashton will be one of the most caring, authentic people you'll ever meet. He likes to give the impression he doesn't care about the little or big things, but in reality, he cares about it all. He isn't that good at expressing or talking about his feelings, but he is good at picking out gifts, and sticking to his goals. If he'll let you, being his friend, his person, will be an affectionate, notable, unique relationship. You'll not be able to compare anyone else like him, simply because he is himself, with his own opinions, something rare.

Eliza, "Hey, why does that guy not have a phone? Isn't he almost 16?"
Lilly, " Oh, that's just Ashton Shoffner"

by Myrealopinions October 26, 2020

ghost ashtray

noun. A person or thing that is completely devoid of any use to society. Like a fish with a bicycle, a ghost ashtray has no benefit whatsoever, it merely takes up space and collects dust. Think about it, if a ghost could physically manipulate material objects, items like ashtrays and urinals would be completely useless to them. The term originates from a story about an evil, ambitious man who did alot of horrible deeds and killed many innocent people in a quest for more power. After he finally died, all spirits of the people he had wronged swarmed him. They squished and moulded his spirit into the shape of an ashtray permanantly.

Paris Hilton is such a ghost ashtray.

by Apathygrrl September 25, 2005

Dirty Ashtray

1. A term used to describe a sex act that involves a woman putting a cigarette on out her tongue before performing oral sex.

2. A term used to describe a sex act that involves a woman putting a cigarette on out her tongue then performs oral sex on another woman, before the act of penetration.

1. I let that elderly woman give me a dirty ashtray.

2. I brought home two elderly women to experience the dirty ashtray.

by The Resinators September 2, 2013

Tom Ashton

Tom Ashton is a Pigeon. Retired Youtuber (3rd time retiring) and now a professional Fortnite streamer. He is fat and his sister is fit. Has a large, throbbing, sensitive cherry on the end of his knob. He likes to fiddle with Max Leach, and is the first professional pigeon Fortnite player, who hasn't been delivering on the big stage. He likes to punch monitors and his sister has an egg head.

BENB - "HAVE YOU SEEN TOM ASHTON RAGE AT FORTNITE!?"
Nick Hurrell - "yeh big fan, would turn gay for him, however i already am"

by fatobesemale August 6, 2018

The Point of no Ashtray

The point in time at a house party where it gets too crowded and people get so drunk that they stop looking for ashtrays and start using any object for ashing and putting off the cigarettes.

Person One: "I woke up the next day to clean and one corner was filled with cigarette butts"
Person Two: "Ah, so it reached the point of no ashtray"

by Dabdoob October 4, 2009

qdrwbjfup;ashtgyneozxmcvkl

When someone who uses workman keyboard layout gets bored

computer nerd: hmm im bored, qdrwbjfup;ashtgyneozxmcvkl

by Hehe I cheated February 18, 2021

Ashtyn

A girl with beautiful eyes. Pretty.She is great at sports. Very funny. Smart. Can sing and dance. A best friend. Loyal. Secretive when it comes to love. Sweet. You would be lucky to know an Ashtyn. She loves animals. She can be stubborn or defensive but only if you say something about her. Her favorite color is purple. She is not very tall but she is strong.

Steve: look at her
Joe: ya shes perfect she is a total Ashtyn

by Lillian Botello April 11, 2011