Ashtonism

When referencing any debaucherous activity when one knows the right choice but consistently chooses otherwise....

I was going to call a cab after drinking, but I had an ashtonism and decided to drive home myself.....and not stop at sheetz

by Bigsexy8404 October 20, 2023

asstonite

basically, a fool, an idiot, a jerk of such strong proportions that his mere presence creates a reaction similiar to kryptonite on superman

Gor - you're such an asstonite.

by Slob-o-matic February 12, 2004

Ashtonnsexual

when you're in deep love with Tyler (Ashton) Zaryki and would get run over by a bus for him

-hey what's your sexuality
me: oh it's ashtonnsexual

by helenn February 15, 2021

Ashtonia

Ashtonia is the greatest island to exist.. It floats on clouds only found above new zealand.

"MUM TAKE ME TO ASHTONIA NOW!"

by conya March 18, 2021

ashtonirwinsleftshoe

one of the funniest people and i feel like i can relate to you,ur accounts so so comforting and i feel like i can just be honest with you,ily <33

have you seen ashtonirwinsleftshoe new post!!so cool!

by harrysgf June 17, 2021

astonishgnf

a really cool,funny,and amazing person :)

astonishgnf is the best mutual

by BeetleBugg July 15, 2021

Astonish

Someone that is from somewhere close to Aston in Birmingham.

Him – do you live in Aston, Birmingham?
Her – about 2 miles outside of Aston – Astonish.

by Cheeky Riley November 23, 2021