aristoprat

An objectionable or ineffective person who continually refers to their own aristocratic ancestry in order to gain social kudos. They do not see how boring this is. No-one knows (or cares) how truthful they are.

Oh, no, it's Jane the aristoprat: she's always going on about the fact that she's a direct descendent of William the Conqueror. Let's go.

by benbisley April 2, 2008

Aristocrack

Cocaine. The aristocracy can afford aristocrack, while the lower classes settle for crack.

You can find aristocrack in the suburbs and crack in the hood.

by AristocrackFiend January 7, 2009

aristocracy

Were small amounts of privileged members rule over peasants usually. Lots of time they were born into power.See 16-18th century Poland, all of Europe mostly in the middle ages etc. The opposite of democracy. Roots came from the ancient Greeks. The French revolution was mainly focused on stopping the aristocratic government in France by letting every person have a political influence to some degree. Basically a bunch of glorified pricks ruling due to wealth or being born into the position of power ruling and being dicks to everyone else.

Peasant 1: I like food
Peasant 2: me too, I wish I was born into power

Peasant 1: stupid Greeks making this aristocracy
Peasant 2: who are Greeks?
Aristocrat 1: fuckith all the peasants due to my born rights to rule

by dchase 317 June 15, 2014

Baristocrat

A Barista (often a Starbucks barista) who looks down upon or makes comments about other inferior coffees and coffee drinks. Even those from competing stores with the same brand.

You call that a Double Tall Non-Fat Upside Down Caramel Macchiato?

You're such a Baristocrat!

by Joey Bernal February 27, 2008

Aristocrap

It is the unique position of sitting on the crapper with a straight back, legs crossed over the knees, one hand on the waist the other under the chin giving you the appearance of a deep philosophical thinker. Best done in the complete nude. It was invented by Jishnu Das.

"I burst into my toilet the other day and found JD in the Aristocrap...he looked fucking MAJESTIC!"

by IcallmypeenTheDragon December 10, 2012

Aristocats

An underrated 1970 Disney movie, with a CILF named Duchess (Hungarian actress Eva Gabor) and her kittens (Marie, Toulouse and Berlioz) living in France. Later in the film, they are thrown out by their owners butler and wake up to see an alley cat named Thomas O'Malley help them survive. Also, while sorcery does not exist in the movie, the ability to break physics does. Like being able to survive falling from a bridge.

Shubham: Dude, Aristocats is the best movie. I can tell from Duchess. She is a CILF

by Bradenplier June 19, 2018

bunyip aristocracy

"Bunyip aristocracy" is an insult used to refer to those Australians who consider themselves to be aristocrats. See Wikipedia entry for more information.

"Given his predilection for the bunyip aristocracy, it's surprising that Big Jim Byrnes's education does not seem to have extended to the age-old adage 'people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones'."
Kate Askew - Sydney Morning Herald, October 4, 2003

by Judo Dave September 9, 2006