by golface21 July 21, 2009

Girl 1: Did you go over to Tommy’s last night, I heard he has a jacuzzi?
Girl 2: Yeah, I totally gave him an aquatic mouth dance
Girl 2: Yeah, I totally gave him an aquatic mouth dance
by RHCP_real February 15, 2024

Why didn’t Tremmel go whitewater rafting this year?
“Oh last time he went he end up with Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror. Now he just spends all his time trolling for dick at rest stops on the interstate.”
“Oh last time he went he end up with Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror. Now he just spends all his time trolling for dick at rest stops on the interstate.”
by Sarsaparilla Titty Fuck June 9, 2022

Performing any sex move underwater
by Ohioveteran2035 March 27, 2024

The homo sapiens that thrive in riparian environments and may birth your children in warm water. Basically a mermaid monkey or a selkie.
Devan: babies can swim instinctually and hold their breath when born in water?
Saoirse: well yes, maybe we are all evolved aquatic apes.
Saoirse: well yes, maybe we are all evolved aquatic apes.
by Birth monkey April 2, 2023

by pareidolia9 August 13, 2024

by Master-control November 6, 2021
