hair aquarium

cunt, vagina, pussy, etc...

he went swimming in my hair aquarium. would you please dive into my hair aquarium?

by juliewoody January 13, 2009

sardine in an aquarium

a very tiny penis, implying it's thin as well as short.

overheard in a ladies' loo :

Woman 1 : Did you sleep with Pete ?
Woman 2 : Yes. You too?
Woman 1 : Yep. Like a sardine in an aquarium, isn't he ?

by SRW August 1, 2005

japanese aquarium

The act of inserting a finish into a young japanese girls vagina, then having sex with her while trying to yank it out.

Hey, is this fish from that japanese aquarium i gave you last night honey?

by limbo12548 June 28, 2010

shark attack in the aquarium

When someone is attacked by the aquarium shark IN THE AQUARIUM.

Me: Reigen Arataka was attacked by a shark in the aquarium
Friend: shark attack in the aquarium

by plantismantis January 13, 2023

saigon aquarium

The Saigon Aquarium: When a chick blows you in the back of a car and the door handles don't work, she panics looking for a way out with a mouth full of cum. Also known as a Fish Bowl.

I gave my girlfriend a Saigon Aquarium, it took her five minutes to get out!

by Bvlldozer November 10, 2014

cum aquarium

An ocean of cum

You're a cum aquarium.

by Tarable December 27, 2017

Turtle Aquarium

When you lock yourself in the bathroom with the water in the shower running to point it's boiling hot. You try your hardest to take biggest shit of your life so you can sweat more and lose as much weight as possible.

I need to drop 10 pounds this month so I'm going to head into the turtle aquarium twice a week.

by Derry Murbles October 13, 2020