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ALESSIO

Alessio is the typical name for an Italian ancient god. He can be weird at times and super funny the moment after. He seems like a normal god at first but once you start to knowing him you’ll understand the obscure world inside him. He is a psychopath, don’t get yourself caught with the girl he likes or he will torment you with an axe.
X: Did you see Sarah?
Y: Yes, she is with someone else!
X: I’m gonna go Alessio…
by GodNya September 7, 2022
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Alessio

The sexiest hottest man you will ever meet. His hair is so amazing and his dick is always long and juicy. Not to mention his JUICY bunda. Also an amazing athlete and an intelligent man!
Alyssa: Look it's Alessio! I hear, his dick is more than 6 inches long!
by Polpettino October 14, 2022
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Alessio Deledda

Alessio Deledda Crashes in turn 4
by Nascarfan2007 April 15, 2023
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Alessio

This man has tossed the most salads and ate the most boxes in history(more than Johnny Sins). Some of his clients are Overtime Megan, Abella Danger, Lana Rhoades, and obviously, himself.
Joann: did you see that alessio?
Angie: i heard he was a beast!
by BallsSwanginPussyDrippin69 April 28, 2023
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Alessio de pasta

A specific kind of fishy pasta that is poorly cooked🤮🤮🤮🤮
Ewww this is such an Alessio de pasta moment bruh😒🫱🫱
by mcquacken13 December 7, 2023
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Alessio

Alessio.....
by The annihalotor February 21, 2024
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Alessio Rosmini

Noun,

a very Italian man.
loves music, daily wire and food.

Is a victim of racial discrimination.
Will make pizza for you.
Don't disrespect Alessio Rosmini He is the goat.
by huanted pumpkin March 19, 2024
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