Alaskan Bull Worm

When something is big, scary and pink. If all three do not apply, then it is not an Alaskan Bull Worm.

*Big pink monster appears from the shadows*
Boy: LOOK! IT’S AN ALASKAN BULL WORM!

by Iced Liberal April 20, 2020

Alaskan Vacuum

Giving an Eskimo a blow job.
An Eskimo receiving a blow job.

Or any Native Alaskan.

Kirima gave Nigel an Alaskan Vacuum.

by BouncedMrhappy April 22, 2011

Alaskan Gold Rush

A delicate expression of love in which a male releases into a female's ear canal. Once the viscous ejaculate has solidified, the female party proceeds to remove the wad of hard cum and ear wax, resembling nuggets of gold on the white Alaskan tundra.

"Excuse me Chelsea? I can't hear very well because Bernard was kind enough to give me an Alaskan Gold Rush last evening, and I am waiting for it to dry."

by Badfish41 June 4, 2008

Alyssandra

One of the most badass people you will ever meet, yet she has a great ability to be kind and compassionate. But if you fuck with her, y'alls gon' get fucked.

Person A: "Bro, you see that girl over there?"
Person B: "Yeah. She kicked some douche's ass a few mintues ago, then she wrote some poetry. Oh yeah, then she gave me $20. What's her name?"
Person A: "It must be Alyssandra."

by bombassmofo December 6, 2010

Alessandro

Alessandro is a great guy who has an amazing taste in women. If you find yourself being crushed on by an Alessandro consider yourself lucky because he will treat you with the most respect and care unlike anyone else would. He will never stop trying to make you smile and he will always be there for you no matter what. He is a gentlemen, he asks you how your day was, holds the door open for you, and always treats you with respect. You should count yourself lucky if you know an Alessandro.

Hey, I think I'm starting to crush on Alessandro

-I can see why, he's a great guy!!

by Amanda Gonzalez February 21, 2017

Alaskan Teabag

When you freeze your balls to someones face

How you could Alaskan Teabag someone Is if your in Anartica you put water on your balls and out them on someone elses face

by Paco O'Neal January 17, 2007

Alaskan Word Salad

A sentence or collection of words that make no sense whatsoever but seem like they might or should.

"That's why I say I, like every American I'm speaking with, we're ill about this position that we have been put in. Where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy."

This is and example of "Alaskan Word Salad"

by Kurosan December 14, 2009