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Alaskan Pipeline 

An Alaskan Pipeline occurs when a homosexual male takes a shit in some saran wrap, wraps it up and freezes it to a solid and hard form, then sticks it in his mates ass as a substitute for a dildo or penis.
(Ben and Lee are mates)
Ben- Hey Lee, so.. you want to...
Lee- Sure, im ready. I just don't want to get any STDS.
Ben- Well, did you bring your dildo?
Lee- No, I thought you would have yours. What else could we use?
Ben- I can make an Alaskan Pipeline.
Lee- Good idea.
Alaskan Pipeline by James T. January 29, 2007

Alaskan Pipeline 

When a women takes a dump into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo once it has hardened.
Molly enjoys an Alaskan Pipeline every thursday morning.

Alaskan Pipeline 

When a man shits in plastic wrap, freezes it, then while having anal sex with his partner, grabs the frozen shit and rams it in her ass like it was his cock.
Damn! it smells like someone has been in an Alaskan Pipeline in here!
Alaskan Pipeline by Roger Kilburn November 14, 2007

Alaskan pipeline 

When you shit in a condom freeze it and use it as a dildo for your girlfriend
Yo Nick did Ryan use that Alaskan pipeline on you yet

alaskan pipeline 

the act of cutting a whole 8 ball of cocaine into one long gigantic rail.
me and brian picked up an 8 ball last night and blasted it all to our dome alaskan pipeline style.
alaskan pipeline by D>A>D May 27, 2006

Alaskan Pipeline 

Freezing a big poop log. Proceeding to Tittie sex a large boobed lady
I totally gave that chick with a dick an Alaskan Pipeline last night. It was tits.
Alaskan Pipeline by Prtarded March 14, 2015