Afterlife Andy

Fans of Avenged Sevenfold who only listen to their hits, such as Afterlife, and refuse to enjoy the "deep cuts". They don't enjoy any music that isn't cookie cutter.

"What's your favorite avenged song? I'm really enjoying the new album!"

"Oh it doesn't really vibe with me, but my favorite song is Afterlife!"
"So you're an Afterlife Andy then?"

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"Man, why is everyone cheering for Afterlife It's not even that good."
"Yeah, what a bunch of Afterlife Andys"

by Shane Rizzler June 1, 2023

Afterlife

There is the life that effectively begins at sundown, and we call that The Nitelife. It is the social gatherings that usually take place in public places, most often in taverns and clubs, especially between the hours of 10 p.m. and 2 a.m. After this, there is often a continuation of these nitelife activities at a PRIVATE venue, where the AFTER party takes place. This is where all inhibitions can be laid to rest and you can let it ALL hang out. THIS is the Afterlife; heaven on earth. Where it's ON, 'til the break of dawn!!

♂ : Are you all in for the nite, Babygirl?
♀ : Hell to the naw, Daddy. Bout to get part 2 of this crackin at the Blindspot!
♂ : Well, then, I guess we'll be hooking up again in the afterlife.

by Execaters June 20, 2023

Afterlife

When the sun goes down (or "sunset" on tombstones), the night life begins. This is when club-hoppers frequent their favorite public places and establishments to socialize and party, usually "turned all-the-way-up" between the hours of 10 p.m. and 2 a.m. When the clubs shuts down, the night life technically comes to an end. But then the AFTER party continues at a private venue. THIS is the afterlife, where you can finally lay all your inhibitions to rest and resurrect "the real you". Where it's ON 'til the break of dawn!

Him: So, are you all in for the nite, Babygirl?
Her: Hell-to-the-naw, Daddy. Bout to get part 2 of this crackin at the Blindspot!
Him: Well, then, I guess we'll be hooking up again in the afterlife.

by Execaters June 22, 2023

Hard Problem of Past Lives & Afterlife

The unsolvable chain of evidence. For a past life memory to be verified, you'd need a documented fact from a deceased person's life that the current person could not possibly know through normal means, and you'd have to rule out fraud, cryptomnesia (hidden memory), and genetic or collective unconscious transmission. For the afterlife, you'd need a verifiable, two-way communication with a specific, identifiable deceased consciousness. The hard problem is that any piece of evidence (e.g., a child knowing a dead person's secret) can be explained by lesser hypotheses (telepathy between living minds, chance, subconscious inference). The signal can never be isolated from the noise of unknown psychic phenomena or pure coincidence.

*Example: A child recalls being a pilot named James who died in a WWII crash, giving specific coordinates. Investigators find wreckage there of a plane piloted by a James. The hard problem: This is astonishing, but is it proof of reincarnation? Alternative explanations include: 1) The child psychically tapped into the collective memory/historical record of the event (clairvoyance, not past life). 2) Extreme coincidence plus confabulation. To prove a past life, you must first disprove all forms of present-life psychic ability, which is itself unproven. The conclusion is always one unproven assumption stacked on another.* Hard Problem of Past Lives & Afterlife.

by Nammugal January 24, 2026

Hard Problem of the Afterlife

The ultimate metaphysical puzzle: conceiving of a state of conscious existence that is completely non-physical, timeless, and devoid of the sensory and neurological apparatus that currently generates all our experience. What does it mean to "be" without a body, without time, without change? Any description (paradise, void, reunion) is necessarily metaphorical, built from the tools of this life, making the afterlife conceptually ungraspable. It's the problem of imagining the software running without any hardware, forever.

Example: "They promised an afterlife of joy and light. The hard problem of the afterlife kept me up: joy is a neurochemical reaction to achieving goals; light is photons hitting a retina. Without a brain or eyes, what would 'joy' or 'light' even be? It felt like promising a blind man from birth a movie marathon—the words are empty of any conceivable experience."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Afterlife

Gaming terminology/Jargon: To get an elimination while you are in a dead state.

That was the greatest afterlife kill i got.

by GrandMarineLCS February 3, 2026