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After School Club 

An elite club of certain individuals who wear their school ID after school hours. Some enthusiast continue to wear their ID's after they graduate.

These individuals appear to be lazy and forgetful, but have really been known to be involved in such events such as 9/11, and the "death" of Steve Jobs.

Initiation involves wearing your ID after school and writing a letter to the Walt Disney Corporation about why you believe the Holocaust was an inside job staged by the Crips.

Those who attempt to leave the after school club prior to graduation have been known to be executed or extradited.
Tyrone: "why you wearing your ID fool, you in the after school club?"
John: "Dun' worreh 'bout it. . ."
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after school app 

One shady ass app with fucked up automated posts and even worse actual posts
"Did you see the one that said he wanted to fuck Sarah's eyeballs out?"
"Yeah that was the after school app that posted that"
"What about the one that said they wanted to kill Brianna, stuff her into a dog and fuck the dog to death?"
"Oh yeah that was Mike"

After school blowy 

You see Joey over There, he gave me an after school blowy

After School Bombing 

the act taking a HUGE shit after coming home from school
Jason-"ah man, that lunch aint setting right with me man"

Quan-"just use the nurse room toilet"

Jason-"nah, i'll just do an After School Bombing, our bathroom has a window"

After-school poonies 

After a long day at school—a place where one is rushed to finish pooing and where one experiences paranoia and anxiety while pooing—the bathroom at home is a relief, knowing that you can poo in peace for as long as you need.
insert name went home and immediately took his after-school poonies.
After-school poonies by m1rlax0 October 28, 2021

After School Nap 

The No.1 Recommended Cure for Burnout and fatigue
James: U haven't responded since school's out, wassup?

Caro: mbbb I was having an after school nap, I was SOOOOOO tired, like u wouldn't believe, and now, I feel live a downed a few red bulls, without the side effects.

James: thx, I might try that out some day.
After School Nap by IronicÉire December 22, 2024

Afterschool in Sweden 

When you and your +18 friends go out for a beer after a tough day at school.

What in Stockholm is known as Afterwork, when you go out for a drink with your colleagues, after work, but its done by teenagers that are of legal age(18) to drink at bars.

School in Sweden does not usually offer after school detention. The punishment for skipping an important lecture or a class is simply the fact that a student missed an opportunity to learn.
"Yo dude, lets ride the train home together!"
"I'm so sorry dude I'm going to Afterschool."
"Aw crap, I'm only 17."
"Aight, see you tomorrow."

^Typical teenage conversation about Afterschool in Sweden between two schoolmates.