Dan Avidan

Where your pube hairs are so big, it starts to look like Dan Avidan hair

“My Girlfriend looked at my penis and thought it looked like a Dan Avidan

by Felipe the robot taco April 20, 2018

avishay

a handsome man with great qualities and huge penis

"wow, there goes avishay. i wish i was him"

by Alphaepic August 16, 2014

AIDS bomb

When you fail a test so bad that the usual pansie phrase of "bombing a test" doesn't apply, therefore one has to use the more powerful "AIDS bomb"

"Holy shit Andrew you got a 2 percent on the derivatives test? You totally AIDS bombed that"

"I know and last block I AIDS bombed the french quiz over avoir!"

by kremlin-king March 2, 2010

Ogre aids

A type of aids especially prominent in ogres, cause of spread unknown.

Shrek is one of the most famous ogres to have confessed testing positive for ogre aids.

Shrek: Donkey, I've got ogre aids!
Donkey: Well, in the morning - I'm making waffles!
Shrek: That shit bussin'!
Donkey: Wah! No cap, sheesh!

by Dr. Mongo June 4, 2021

Daisy Lane AIDS

A rotating list of ailments as big as an STD, to as small as the common cold. All contamination stemming from the offsite living quarters on Daisy Lane of the Betty Ford Center.

Pretty Ricky met another guy on the lane last week and ended up with a new variant of the Daisy Lane AIDS.

by SoulMechanic October 18, 2018

Fire AIDs

When you put a condom on before sex then dip your d-piece into a generous amount of icy hot. Then you proceed to fuck said chick. When she starts to feel it, tell her she should probably get checked out, because you indeed have a scorching case of Fire AIDs.

After having some freaky sex, Kelley started screaming in pain. Cory then told her she had Fire Aids.

by KyleO and the FayFags September 18, 2012

Rara avis

An unusual or extraordinary person or thing; rarity; literally, "strange bird."

A sweet haze veiled the sunset: cherries roasting in the Maricopas. He whispered, "Rara avis."

by Morgan T November 10, 2006