Freudian Autocorrect

When your spellchecker writes what your subconscious mind is thinking.

Person 1: "Sure, I'd love to cock with you."

Person 1: "Cook! I meant cook!"

Person 2: "That was definitely a Freudian autocorrect."

by Disentropy April 27, 2020

Damn you autocorrect!

The exclamation you commonly make when the autocorrect feature in your phone maliciously decides to "correct" your text message spelling in the worst way possible.

Popularised on damnyouautocorrect.com

> Wanna come over for lunch?
# No thanks, I'm so full, I just ate two foot-long hot dongs.
> I bet you just gobbled those right up!
# Damn you autocorrect!!

by Trixtah December 4, 2010

Autocorrect

A stupid AI bot who thinks it can finish your text but ends up ruining them or making for a weird text

FUCK AUTOCORRECT I want to say hey how r u doing not was 9/11 a inside job

by CEO.of.your.mom January 30, 2022

autocorrect

annoying as fuck

autocorrect is annoying as fuck

by idk1772829 April 18, 2022

des's autocorrect

When you turn autocorrect on because your typos were turning against you but then even your autocorrect turns against you.

Example:

Person 1: yoo you there? you suddenly disappeared lmao

Person 2: SORRY MY WIFE WENT, i swear to god its so slow.

Person 1: I'm sorry- WHAT?

Person 2: WAIT I MEANT MY WIFE
WIFE
WIFI
bruh

Person: poor you, you have des's autocorrect.

by Sir Kyrie October 20, 2021

Autocorrect

A piece of crap that makes a sentence that makes sense nonsense

Me: *types* autocorrect sucks it should go to hell
Autocorrect: autocucumber ducks it should go to he’ll

by an idiot October 5, 2020

Verbal Autocorrect

When you accidentally say a word that sounds like another word, even though they have completely separate meanings.

Teacher: "So, class, today I am going to teach you about single-celled orgasms (organisms)"

Students: "HAHAHAH Teacher JUST HAD A VERBAL AUTOCORRECT MOMENT HAHA"

by Y0UR_REAL_NAME. October 18, 2022