Person 1: "Sure, I'd love to cock with you."
Person 1: "Cook! I meant cook!"
Person 2: "That was definitely a Freudian autocorrect."
Person 1: "Cook! I meant cook!"
Person 2: "That was definitely a Freudian autocorrect."
by Disentropy April 27, 2020
Get the Freudian Autocorrectmug. The exclamation you commonly make when the autocorrect feature in your phone maliciously decides to "correct" your text message spelling in the worst way possible.
Popularised on damnyouautocorrect.com
Popularised on damnyouautocorrect.com
> Wanna come over for lunch?
# No thanks, I'm so full, I just ate two foot-long hot dongs.
> I bet you just gobbled those right up!
# Damn you autocorrect!!
# No thanks, I'm so full, I just ate two foot-long hot dongs.
> I bet you just gobbled those right up!
# Damn you autocorrect!!
by Trixtah December 4, 2010
Get the Damn you autocorrect!mug. When a friend or someone in your group keeps correcting everything you say.
When you are talking or telling a story and a person in your group keeps interrupting you and correcting everything that you say.
When you are talking or telling a story and a person in your group keeps interrupting you and correcting everything that you say.
I’m tired of Sophia constantly autocorrecting me every time I make a grammar mistake.
If Liv autocorrects me one more time about some stupid detail when I’m telling a story I’m going to knock her silly.
If Liv autocorrects me one more time about some stupid detail when I’m telling a story I’m going to knock her silly.
by tsteele937 May 31, 2023
Get the Autocorrectingmug. When you accidentally say a word that sounds like another word, even though they have completely separate meanings.
Teacher: "So, class, today I am going to teach you about single-celled orgasms (organisms)"
Students: "HAHAHAH Teacher JUST HAD A VERBAL AUTOCORRECT MOMENT HAHA"
Students: "HAHAHAH Teacher JUST HAD A VERBAL AUTOCORRECT MOMENT HAHA"
by Y0UR_REAL_NAME. October 18, 2022
Get the Verbal Autocorrectmug. 
A stupid AI bot who thinks it can finish your text but ends up ruining them or making for a weird text
by CEO.of.your.mom January 30, 2022
Get the Autocorrectmug. When you turn autocorrect on because your typos were turning against you but then even your autocorrect turns against you.
Example:
Person 1: yoo you there? you suddenly disappeared lmao
Person 2: SORRY MY WIFE WENT, i swear to god its so slow.
Person 1: I'm sorry- WHAT?
Person 2: WAIT I MEANT MY WIFE
WIFE
WIFI
bruh
Person: poor you, you have des's autocorrect.
Person 1: yoo you there? you suddenly disappeared lmao
Person 2: SORRY MY WIFE WENT, i swear to god its so slow.
Person 1: I'm sorry- WHAT?
Person 2: WAIT I MEANT MY WIFE
WIFE
WIFI
bruh
Person: poor you, you have des's autocorrect.
by Sir Kyrie October 20, 2021
Get the des's autocorrectmug.