peice of ass

Slang or another way of saying someone is:
Hot
Sexy
got a nice booty
dumb
weird
silly
stupid
retarded
gay
sexy
sexual
attractive
blonde like
ect.

"Mandie you damn fine piece of ass!"- in this way it is a good thing "Mandie" is hott, attractive and has a nice booty.
"Oh my god steph u stupid piece of ass"- In this case Steph is a fat ass lazy person who the speaker thinks is retarded.
person 1- matt's so sexy but he's pretty dumb eh?
person 2- ya totally wat a peice of ass.

by sexybitch May 13, 2005

Peice of Ass

The part of a pig that ham comes from. A ham sandwich.

Person 1. What did you bring for lunch today?

Person 2. I have a lunch box and a Peice of Ass waiting on me outside.

by ButchNochance January 31, 2022

asspiece

A complete nobend, that through their own self centred and unthinking stupidity pisses everyone off, a tosser, a bell end a twat.

"Don't be such an asspiece all your life"

by Tex982 October 5, 2006

asspiece

Replacing the slack-jawed lengthiness of "piece of ass" to something more streamlined and immediate.

Commonly used while driving through a city campus.

"Tube top...asspiece."
"Nerd girl...asspiece"

by Lambzilla January 10, 2009

asspiece

Replacing the slack-jawed lengthiness of "piece of ass" to something more streamlined and immediate.

Commonly used while driving through a city campus.

"Tube top...asspiece."
"Nerd girl...asspiece"

by Lambzilla January 22, 2008

asspiece

A plastic device used for navigating snow and icy terrain with great alacrity. It's kind of like the ghetto equivalent of a sled. Essentially it's a piece of plastic someone's ass goes on. Hence, it's an ass piece.

I broke my sled because I got distracted by a pair of frogs having sex by the lake. Now I am force to buy an asspiece instead due to my limited budget.

With all this ice one could easily slip. For this reason I navigate the hellish polar landscape upon my trusty asspiece.

by Romulus Augustulus January 13, 2019