stick it in my ass

its when u stick it (your dick) in someones ass

Girl : Stick it in my ass baby
Boy : Okay

by Kurt Is A nigger June 24, 2017

eat glass and shit it out yo ass

a nice way to tell someone to shove it.

idiot, you just cut me off!

maaaan, eat glass and shit it out yo ass. bitch.

by kurticus July 31, 2010

Shove it up your ass sideways

Meaning;I don't give a f***! Get away or I'll kick your ass,my foot going in sideways! Used when extremly annoyed or pissed off by somebody. Also can be used as a comeback

Annoyed
Person 1:Oh,Oh,Oh can I have your autograph?!
Person 2: Just shove it up your ass sideways,damnit! D<

Comeback
Person 1:Coward!!
Person two:shove it up you ass sideways.

by FlippyHippy October 8, 2010

“i eat ass with a little stink on it”

Something the extraordinary doctor Jay “That Dude” Perez once said.

when ur friend asks u about what type of ass u eat, u can say “i eat ass with a little stink on it”

by Hisoc0ck December 12, 2021

grand slam it up your ass

Originating from the popular breakfast platter, the Grand Slam, it is the act of a male wrapping his dick in bacon, biscuits, and sausage links, and using egg yolk as lube, then shoving it into someone's ass repeatedly while pouring syrup down their back and screaming "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!"

Becky, I was going to make breakfast, but when I opened the fridge, I realized I had used all of the breakfast food to grand slam it up your ass last night.

by irishpunk84 July 10, 2010

SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS

A rude phrase.

"Im going to shove it up your ass if you don't stop!" he says.

by TheDofToca February 3, 2023

faster than a cat can lick its ass

Ever see a cat lick its ass? Then you know it's pretty damn fast.

When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.

by Goobershanker August 9, 2006