An acronym that stands for age/sex/location. It is a question mostly used by perverts who fail to get a real girls' attention and has to go online to create a pseudo-romantic situation. However, if one that the pervert is talking to is a male or is at an age far too appealing for the pervert, one is likely to face neglect or aggression.
situation one
pervert: hi, asl?
'hotchick': 18/f/Can
pervert: what do you look like?
'hotchick': blonde with blue eyes
(pervert undergoes orgasm and fantasizes unrealistic situations with female subject.)
(series of orgasmic phrases spill out onto chatroom uncontrollably)
(female feels demeaned and leaves chat)
(pervert regrets action and feels sad)
situation two
pervert: hi, asl?
'hotchick': 75/f/Can
pervert: fuck you.
(pervert leaves chat with anger and feels sad)
situation three
pervert: hi, asl?
'hotchick': 18/M/Can
pervert: fuck you.
(pervert spams chatroom with series of insults involving one having a gay name and feels sad)
pervert: hi, asl?
'hotchick': 18/f/Can
pervert: what do you look like?
'hotchick': blonde with blue eyes
(pervert undergoes orgasm and fantasizes unrealistic situations with female subject.)
(series of orgasmic phrases spill out onto chatroom uncontrollably)
(female feels demeaned and leaves chat)
(pervert regrets action and feels sad)
situation two
pervert: hi, asl?
'hotchick': 75/f/Can
pervert: fuck you.
(pervert leaves chat with anger and feels sad)
situation three
pervert: hi, asl?
'hotchick': 18/M/Can
pervert: fuck you.
(pervert spams chatroom with series of insults involving one having a gay name and feels sad)
by bananian February 21, 2006
by Kaylyn545 November 17, 2016
by Anonymous October 17, 2003
A word used by people trying to gain personal information. They usually ask you first, and lie bye either saying they are older or the same age.
Most people say ª this to hide their age, and mask who they truely are. The dumber people give out their town and street adress. Which is usually followed by mail or a doorbell ring.
If you really are going to give out this basic information, make it as general as possible.
asl is sometimes written as: a.s.l, a/s/l, age, sex, location, a;s;l, a:s:l, or a's'l. There are sometimes captial letters and different arrangements, like: a/l, s/l/a, l/s/a, sex, location, and age, or l's'a.
Most of the time people know the person's sex, but people like me make it as fun as possible.
Most people say ª this to hide their age, and mask who they truely are. The dumber people give out their town and street adress. Which is usually followed by mail or a doorbell ring.
If you really are going to give out this basic information, make it as general as possible.
asl is sometimes written as: a.s.l, a/s/l, age, sex, location, a;s;l, a:s:l, or a's'l. There are sometimes captial letters and different arrangements, like: a/l, s/l/a, l/s/a, sex, location, and age, or l's'a.
Most of the time people know the person's sex, but people like me make it as fun as possible.
ªGirl who is actually 10: Hey, asl?
Guy: 16/m/florida, you?
Girl who is actually 10: 17/f/California
Guy: Cool
Girl: Hey, asl
Guy: Between 13-18/m/North America
Girl: uhmmm, you're a loser, go **** a **** you *****.
Guy: -_- What's your asl?
Girl: 11/f/4 Jemble Lane Los Angeles, California. Why?
Guy: lmao *signs off or blocks*
Hmm, my screen name might be thecoolestguy54,
yet she asks: Hey, asl?
I sometimes say: 93/m and f/Mexico
Which is followed by blocking, flamming, etc.
Guy: 16/m/florida, you?
Girl who is actually 10: 17/f/California
Guy: Cool
Girl: Hey, asl
Guy: Between 13-18/m/North America
Girl: uhmmm, you're a loser, go **** a **** you *****.
Guy: -_- What's your asl?
Girl: 11/f/4 Jemble Lane Los Angeles, California. Why?
Guy: lmao *signs off or blocks*
Hmm, my screen name might be thecoolestguy54,
yet she asks: Hey, asl?
I sometimes say: 93/m and f/Mexico
Which is followed by blocking, flamming, etc.
by Mac the Boy September 19, 2005
by lovesmesumcake August 21, 2008
1. Mont Blanc is 4810m ASL
2. allursbaby7: hey, asl?
hotplaya1001: 14/m/canada
alursbaby7: sorry i gtg bye
3. I could never get to grips with ASL so I had to drop it.
2. allursbaby7: hey, asl?
hotplaya1001: 14/m/canada
alursbaby7: sorry i gtg bye
3. I could never get to grips with ASL so I had to drop it.
by Brendan March 29, 2004
Something a newbie will say when meeting people online for the first time. Commonly associated with pedophiles and child serial killers who use hacksaws and occasionaly paper cut their victims to death.
morongirl22: Hey, asl?
insomniac: err fym
morongirl22: Oooh what does that mean?
insomniac: fuck your mother
insomniac: err fym
morongirl22: Oooh what does that mean?
insomniac: fuck your mother
by insomniac888 October 04, 2006