asdfghjklbnmcvbnmdfghjklertyuiopfghjklghjklhjkliopjklkllmnmpqwertyuioprtyuiopsdfghjkltyuiopuiopvbnmwertyuiopxcvbnmyuiopzxcvbnm

When you are supposed to be working but decide to type the alphabet into the keyboard and slide your finger to the right after every letter.

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq, qmwnebrvtcyxuzilokpjahsgdf, mqnwbevrctxyzulikojphagsfd, zaqxswcdevrfbgtnhymjukilop, and even the legendary tyrueiwoqpghfjdkslavbcnxmz have all been tried, so you decide to write asdfghjklbnmcvbnmdfghjklertyuiopfghjklghjklhjkliopjklkllmnmpqwertyuioprtyuiopsdfghjkltyuiopuiopvbnmwertyuiopxcvbnmyuiopzxcvbnm instead.

by tyrueiwoqpghfjdkslavbcnxmz December 16, 2019

!@#$%^&*()_+1234567890-=qwertyuiop{}|[]\asdfghjkl:";'zxcvbnm<>?,./qwertyuiopasdfghjklzcvmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplmokijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaqQWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMQAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLPPOLIKMUJNYHBTGVRFCEDXWSZQA

You have transcended boredom, and have achieved a Godlike state of it.
Psst if you are reading this article you are already god.

Person 1: (comes home to find that person 2 is now a god)
Person 1: How have you achieved this state, Person 2?
Person 2: I typed the word !@#$%^&*()_+1234567890-=qwertyuiop{}|\asdfghjkl:";'zxcvbnm<>?,./qwertyuiopasdfghjklzcvmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplmokijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaqQWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMQAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLPPOLIKMUJNYHBTGVRFCEDXWSZQA on my keyboard.

by Arithmeticka December 20, 2020

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\][poiuytrewq=-0987654321``1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-['=]\\]='[-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1`

When you be come an ungodly amount of bored you type `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321``1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\\='-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1` by pressing all keys from starting at ` going in lines all the way to / and then going back the same wayand then starting a ` and going dow in lines all the way to \ and then doing that in reverse

jesus why

Bob: dude im bored
you: me too
Bob: hey You should type `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321``1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\\='-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1`
You: ok man

by Saltyfry January 16, 2019

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./

When someone is so bored that they typed in their whole keyboard 5 times

me:`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./

me:I need a hobby

me:`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./

me:I need a hobby

by 10292834756 November 21, 2016

asdfad

you typed something random. go away.

what should I look up... hmmm....*types asdfad*

by QuantumTale Papyrus March 21, 2017

Asdfghjklpoiuytrewqmnbvcxz

You are really bored.

I’m sooooo bored. How about i type Asdfghjklpoiuytrewqmnbvcxz?

by Tasty paper planes June 30, 2021

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=QWERTYUIOP[]\ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL"ZXCVBNM<>?~!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>?

it is when you have been lobotomized and you hit every single character key, first with no modifier, then with caps lock only, then with shift only, then with both shift and caps lock.
then you question why you should be allowed to breathe.

person 1: how was your experience typing "`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=QWERTYUIOP\ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL"ZXCVBNM<>?~!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>?" ?
person 2: (wails in pure pain)
person 1:very good (eats several pineaples)

by Infernex December 27, 2019