Affair Lite

To have a relation with someone you love other than your spouse, or partner, without sexual contact.

PTP and i were in love but decided that would have an affair lite.

by North of Canal August 28, 2008

textual affair

To have and affair or "cheat" on your significant other; via text messaging.

Man1: My wife left me
Man2: Why?
Man1: For having a textual affair with that new girl in payroll
Man2: You should have destroyed the evidence

by NKryptiD October 1, 2007

Havana Affair

When a slut bitch type ho is gettin penetrated in her ass and twat at the same time by 2 different cocks, or a cock and a dildo, or 2 dildos.

I'll do her ass while you fuck her twat!

by Mofo January 24, 2004

clandestine affair

A secret relationship

It is believed that President Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe were involved in a clandestine affair.

by Urban Oracle November 9, 2013

wankless affair

meeting someone else where no wanking is involved or shared

I didn't cheat on you, it was a wankless affair

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Double affair

When someone cheats on their boyfriend / girlfriend / fiancé / fiancée / husband / wife with someone who is also in a relationship or married.

Hanna: my ex had a double affair, he cheated on me with his cousin’s fiancée.
Kate: maybe if you would’ve given him head, he wouldn’t have cheated on you.

by nutella137 October 11, 2020

language affair

Having an affair with someone mainly because you want to learn his or her first language.

Maria had a language affair with an Oxford student as preparation for her English exam.

by KarstenF December 18, 2009