Absolute Unit 

A very large, obese cat.

In order for a fat cat to be considered an absolute unit, it must NOT be of a breed that is naturally very large in size (ex. a Maine Coon).

An orange cat that weighs 25 lbs = Absolute Unit

A Maine Coon that weighs 25 lbs = NOT an Absolute Unit

My cat Steve is an absolute unit.

Absolute Unit by Ubeenbamboozledson April 5, 2022

Absolute unit 

Someone who would make a great asset to a team because they are an awesome part by themselves. Like a space marine who has legendary qualities on their own but also work in a squad of other space marines. Also think about the movie Predator, that alien was from a planet of other predators that hunt together in the comics and was up against Arnie who was part of a commando squad out in the jungle but they went one to one which just goes to show what absolute units they are.

That guys an absolute unit, I want him on my team

Absolute unit by Jackiechanny October 2, 2023

Absolute unit 

When referring to something or someone who is incredibly talented or impressive.

She put on a clinic; what an absolute unit.

Absolute unit by Mr. Hugh March 5, 2024

absolute fucking unit

a person can win a baskball game without teammates and destorys lebron james

he absolute fucking unit on the baskball court

absolute fucking unit by fwejweoieijf August 24, 2021

absolute fuckin unit 

a chubby, spotty girl with a massive nose and forehead

she is an absolute fuckin unit

absolute fuckin unit by absolutefuckinunit March 9, 2019

A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS 

A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS is called a troop

Chuck- “DAMN look at that troop!”
Bill- “What’s a troop?”
Chuck- “It’s a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS!”

A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS by Dababy’s baby October 18, 2019