M.M.A.I

Me my self and I simple as

( M.M.A.I ) U think I need u ... funny

Murzy

by Murzy March 18, 2022

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L.M.S.U.D.T.U.S.B.M.A.M.

Let me suck ur dick till u stop being mad at me.

Bf:I’m mad at u
Me: L.M.S.U.D.T.U.S.B.M.A.M.

by Mr figures March 20, 2023

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d.r.e.a.m.s.m.p21

amazing person who is very hawt and likes dsmp and reads a lot of books, and is one of my very few besties

d.r.e.a.m.s.m.p21 is so cool!
and swaggy

by dreamwastackn September 5, 2021

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

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Hard As a Motherfuckin' Grown Ass Man

The natural evolution of H.A.M. (an acronym for Hard As a Motherfucker popularized by Kanye West and Jay-Z) for when you are going even harder in a way that only a grown ass man can.

Dude: It's time to go H.A.M.G.A.M. bro!
Bro: H.A.M.G.A.M.?
Dude: Hard as a motherfuckin' grown ass man!
Bro: Bro.
Dude: Bro.

by Ms. 7ral August 20, 2013

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I'm a man

A joke story your friends pull on you, typically starting with you in the bar ending up getting laid with a 'girl'.

For every sentence your friend says, you must end it with "I'm a man" no matter what.

You go to a bar.
"I'm a man."
You get drunk.
"I'm a man."
You find a hot girl.
"I'm a man."
You ask her out to your house.
"I'm a man."
She's in the bedroom.
"I'm a man."
You start to undress her.
"I'm a man."
She leans onto you and says,
"I'm a man."

by mypsace October 11, 2019

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