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must be a short 

What an ignorant person or dealership tech says the problem is when he or she does not have the mental capacity to properly diagnose an electrical problem in a vehicle. This conclusion is typically drawn after a tech plugs in a scan tool that does not tell him what the problem is and has no clue how to troubleshoot further.
I cannot figure out why your car won't start, must be a short
must be a short by estebansux September 29, 2011
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keep on a short leash 

to keep someone under close control.
They better keep that bastard on a short leash from now on. (example of keep on a short leash)

A Sports Lorry

The most cringe twitch streamer to ever exist.
ASL has cos-played as Memulous in the past
Your being such an A Sports Lorry

A Sporty 

While the ball was on the other side of the field, I did A Sporty, then went to get the ball
A Sporty by I love tax fraud September 3, 2023

national hug a short friend day 

hug a short friend! make them feel loved. why not. give em a big ole tight hug
hey! it’s national hug a short friend day.
cool can i get a hug?!
sure you can buddy:)

National kiss a short person day

September 19 is national kiss a short person day meaning you can kiss any short person you want
Hey mike it’s national kiss a short person day. Get over here you midget.

National Kick a short person day 

Hey! Did you hear about National Kick a short person day? It is when you kick a short person!