a kid who watches band kid humor

A fucking retard who doesn’t know the meaning of humor and laughs at outdated dead memes.

Bro your a kid who watches band kid humor.

by Urban_dictionaryMan101 May 19, 2022

Mitch Sturkenboom States That Yotuel Sounds Like A Disc Jockey Playlist Mix Of The Band Called The Exies

Mitch Sturkenboom States That Yotuel Sounds Like A Disc Jockey Playlist Mix Of The Band Called The Exies

Mitch Sturkenboom States That Yotuel Sounds Like A Disc Jockey Playlist Mix Of The Band Called The Exies

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

being a bandit

To get so intoxicated that you literally shit yourself while in the company of all the employees you supervise. To have to be carried out of the house like a newborn baby. At the same time being at least three times the age of everyone else at the party.

Danny: What the fuck is that god awful smell?

Suraj: I think Al is being a bandit

Danny: Jesus... Why the fuck did we get him to take 14 shots of fireball?

Al: M-i-s-s-i-i-s-i-p-i-p

Danny: ..............

by Wednesdayy89 September 10, 2013

Murphin' Out Like A Bandit

1.Getting gratuitous refills from the soda dispenser at resturants.

"The fries were so salty, I was Murphin' out like a Bandit!"

by Andrew Blanda March 22, 2005

I have to pee like a bandit!

When one has to pee uncontrollably,for long periods of time. Just as a bandit, I assume, would have to pee uncontrollably after bouncing up and down on a horse for several hours.

Ohh eemm geee! I have to pee like a bandit!

Okay, not gonna lie, I have to pee like a bandit.

by PixieStix1632 December 7, 2010

pee like a bandit

the urgent need to urinate.

I have to hangup now, I need to pee like a bandit.

by zendiveman August 27, 2013

make out like a bandit

Making out, kissing, petting someone with no strings attached. A free love, one-night stand make out session.

Make out like a bandit

At the graduation party, we went in the bathroom and made out like bandits, both of us stealing smooches and gropes, and then we walked back into the crowd like nothing had happened.

by Buddysattva April 20, 2019