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What is a woman?

A documentary by the YouTuber/Politician Matt Walsh. It discusses the recent events around womanism.
by WarRobotDoge August 30, 2022
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Is it a man or is it a woman?

A person whose gender is so indeterminate that you can make a game out of it with you and your friends guessing.
Androgenous person walks by...
Me: "Hey, is it a man or is it a woman? I can't tell.."
Friend: "I see boobies!"
Me: "You win."
by MadamexXx February 16, 2009
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What is a woman?

A question that destroys the very foundations of a certain ideology.
Person X: What is a woman?
Person Y: Woman is a woman/ woman is whoever who identifies as a woman.
Person X: Idem per idem is not a definiton.
Person Y: *Nonsensical muttering*
by Kijimoshi October 10, 2022
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A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman

Behaving and/or presenting yourself in a false manner...
A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman would be using a cheesy pickup one liner OR attempting to impress a woman through unfounded/untrue exploits and/or achievements
by tazwegion July 30, 2008
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biologically programmed as a woman

Biologically programmed- (women)
A blanket term meant to absolve women of all responsibility for being sex obsessed, hormonal, needly, clingy, crazy, irrational, borderline retarded sacks of estrogen filled shit. Basically, it states that since women only ovulate for approximately twenty years and produce two eggs a month in that time period, they are on a sacred mission to find the perfect sperm to fulfill their quest to produce hellish little offspring. This thereby gives them license to act like a total bitch towards other women (since every guy could potentially be "the one") and to be suspicious and skeptical towards men until they prove beyond a shadow of a female doubt (like a doubt, but with a pea brain) that he finds them "special" and "likes them for who they are" and "likes me and only me". This justifies their incessant calling, their tyrannical demands for time and attention and their self centered insistence that the man "have the means to provide for the offspring", since they have to be "certain" of their decision since their egg is so fucking precious it makes a Faberge egg look like a decoder ring at the bottom of a box of Cheerios.
It's not her fault man, she's biologically programmed as a woman to get attached if you fuck her good a couple times.
by Bwahaha2010 May 10, 2010
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what is a woman

an adult female that has a pussy and has X X chromosomes. Don't transify the kids
trans woman: what is a woman. I am a woman because I feel like it.

me: that is not how genetics work and gender was also A concept made by a pedo
by Halinthesea June 13, 2022
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The Best Parts Of A Woman

It is commonly accepted by layman that the best parts of a woman are the "boobs, vagina, and butt". However, only the most enlightened intellectuals will realize that this is—in fact—wrong. The best parts of a woman is actually her feet and toes, as indicated by Scottish philosopher David Hume 300 years ago.
Me: What are the best parts of a woman?
Maddy: The boobs, vagina, and butt. Duh.
Me: Oh you sweet summer child....
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