What is David doing? Is he still caking? Could you tell the baker to get off the phone so we can get back to this game.
by R.Matos April 05, 2006
The last remaining zombie of the level in Call of Duty zombies; or the most worthless person in your workplace; Someone who goes out of their way to cock block you.
by 12341234512341234 July 03, 2011
I see that you are emotionally attached to me, now is the time that I will Baker your ass and tell you that you mean nothing to me. I leave in a few hours.
by Alex [M] October 05, 2011
a guy who makes his girlfriend shit her pants before he has sex with her, otherwise he is incapable of mustering an erection.
by Lbundaberg September 04, 2012
When someone says they are on their way to hang out in a short amount of time. Then never shows up and doesn't answer their phone. If this happens you have been bakered.
Ray: I called Nick, he said 5 minutes till he gets here just getting gas. Steve: Alright cool. *50 minutes pass* *Steve calls Nick, no answer* Steve: We officially just got bakered.
by beenbakeredmultipletimes January 02, 2010
"but I don't wanna win state! people make me feel bad if I win state and they don't!"
"Quit being such a baker and just beat the kid."
"Quit being such a baker and just beat the kid."
by Alack January 24, 2007
When you have sex with a girl who has a yeast infection, and you put your "loaf of bread" in her "oven" and let the bread rise
by djhellalow February 18, 2015