the bear

Nickname given to huge, hairy men who walk like bears.

My dad is called the bear. He eats children.

by Gumba Gumba April 06, 2004

Bear

"Godless killging machines" as said by Stephen Colbert. The second most dangerous enemy known to the human race, just behind Dhani Jones who is a bear with a brain, an NFL linebacker who writes poems.

"Some people are going to say 'It's just a monkey, bears pose no threat to us', Wrong! Now while I do not believe in evolution, I'm sure bears do. ...and by eating this monkey, they are simply eating their way up the evolutionary chain until they get to man."

-Stephen Colbert

by User 34082098756 July 24, 2006

bear

bear is a term meaning "very" or "lots of", similar to use of well

I'm bear drunk, I'm bear tired

by Goyder October 08, 2006

Bear

If you have a friend named Bear, keep him. He is sweet, smart, funny, loving, caring and extremely goofy. He can flip you're bad day completely upside down. He's great at giving advice and is very understanding. If you have Bear as a friend, do not let him go, because you're gonna wish you didn't.

Bears should be loved, not pushed aside.

by TheCaticorn July 16, 2019

BEAR

BEAR - Escape from Tarkov faction that is also used as a adjective to describe a pure chad.

Joe: Are you BEAR?

Sam: Yes I am BEAR.

Joe: oh, you must be a pure chad.

Sam: Yes.

by Nextrus January 20, 2021

Bear

A nickname for dip (tobbacco) . A few differant brands have bear names such as Grizzly, and Kodiak.

Im about to throw me in some bear.

by Strangeward February 15, 2010

Bears

Greatest Football Team EVER

Da Bears are da greatest team ever

by Tom June 07, 2005