Take a number 3

To masturabate, jerkoff, or rub one out. The action of releasing a load of nut juice.

Damn boys it's been fun but it's getting late and I really gotta take a number 3.

A number one is to piss a number 2 is to shit so a number 3 must be....... To bust a nut

by Therealslimanus_cheech-o January 24, 2022

snap off a number 3

Jerking off

Man I gotta go snap off a number 3 after seeing all those hot bitches at the beach in their T backs.

by CDRSANDOG June 18, 2023

snap off a number 3

Jerking off

Man I gotta go snap off a number 3 after seeing all those hot bitches at the beach in their T backs.

by CDRSANDOG June 18, 2023

3 Hots & A Cot

The act of being imprisoned with only three meals a day and only being able to sleep on a hard ass bed.

Bro, I would totally rob that bank! But, if I get caught, I'll only get 3 hots & a cot for a really long time.

by bripetro01 June 10, 2016

fuck a furry day 3: the sequel

on december 23rd, you are required to fuck a furry if they request it, whenever you like it or not

Person 1: Hey person 2, did you know that december 23rd is fuck a furry day 3: the sequel
person 2: traumatized noises
person 2: i have done this twice in a row in a span of a year

by Henry Dickman December 14, 2020

A 1,2,3

When two people who are not in a romantic relationship engage in sexual intercourse on one occasion and don't develop a serious relationship after.

We ended up just having a 1,2,3. I don't see us being in a serious relationship soon

by Heyitsj000 March 3, 2019

Shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning

The cruelest and toughest sport known to mankind.

shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning. its a game of agility, patience, and reflex. will someone find you? book it quickly with shit spilling behind you. will your muscles fail hope you catch yourself before you land in your own shit. accidentally shit on a homeless person? what the fuck is wrong with you are you blind? get your ass pecked by a bird? shit on the bird too. accidentally shit out of your mouth instead of your ass? what the fuck see a doctor. if you think you have what it takes, snort some cocaine and see where you end up.

by chimken_nunget May 18, 2021