The exact weight that Talladega Nights acter Will Ferrell perfers his Jesus to be when saying grace.
"Dear 6 pound 7 ounce baby Jesus..."
"I like to think of Jesus as wearing a tuxedo tee shirt. That way it says im serious but I like to party"
others may like him as a carpenter, reborn, crucified, in all his glory etc etc.
"I like to think of Jesus as wearing a tuxedo tee shirt. That way it says im serious but I like to party"
others may like him as a carpenter, reborn, crucified, in all his glory etc etc.
by Igotitallwrong September 18, 2007
When you are so bored or had such a sad life that you decide to write every single character/symbol on your QWERTY keyboard from left to right, starting from Z
Y/N: zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+
Your Friend (If you even have one): Ayo wtf dude, did you just have a stroke??
Your Friend (If you even have one): Ayo wtf dude, did you just have a stroke??
by Yukina_Kowachi July 26, 2021
You are so bored that you have decided to type every single character key on your keyboard, first with shift, and then without it. Then, you enter it into Urban Dictionary and read an entire definition for it, even though you know exactly what it is because you typed it.
Person 1: Yooooo guys i think i'm gonna make a definition for ~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/
Person 2: The fuck is ~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/ ?
Person 1: ~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/
Person 2: Stop saying ~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/ !
Person 1: You just said ~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/ .
Person 2: The fuck is ~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/ ?
Person 1: ~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/
Person 2: Stop saying ~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/ !
Person 1: You just said ~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/ .
by Sando Trouton August 27, 2023
Nice you typed out the whole keybored and the extras you can type by shifting and searched it on urban dictionary nice you won an oscar for being the guy that has no life at all
" `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}\|AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl;:'"ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm,<.>/? " the whole key bored with the shift
by A Guy that has a real life September 12, 2022
You've tried all of the other letters and numbers on the keyboard out of pure boredom or just don't want to do anything productive. You are running out of letter and number combinations to search on Google. Oh, I think I hear your teacher calling on you. You might wanna see what she (or he) is talking about... good luck on that exam tomorrow ;)
I'm bored, how about I type 1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*990)-_=+qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ on the keyboard cause I have nothing to do :)
by Boredom March 29, 2020
yo that mark ass trick is all 6's and 7's nigga for real. hand me my ratchet and let me ice this fool right now!
by real mikey mike June 28, 2007
`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?
by StupidBastard April 16, 2021