Stranger 2.0 

Where a man sits on his own shaft, thereby cutting the circulation off from said genitalia; thereafter, the man proceeds to arouse himself and begin masturbation, so that it feels like he is pleasuring a stranger.

Ryan was a little confused with himself last night, and decided to give the Stranger 2.0 a test drive.

Stranger 2.0 by Rough Boots July 22, 2011

Waterfall 2.0 

The waterfall 2.0 is a spin-off version of the sex position: ‘the waterfall’.

What’s different is that the position is in a running shower instead of from a bed or couch. In a running shower it’s alot more like a real waterfall so that’s what makes this positon so much better.

Due to the fact there’s no bed in the shower the man would have to adjust his position slightly.

Jack: (To his girlfriend) we should try that new sex position ‘the waterfall 2.0’ later

Jill: What’s that?
Jack: It’s like ‘the waterfall’ but in the shower

Waterfall 2.0 by Lamakfoenelfpfpwpq October 24, 2018

Stable genius 2.0 

Doctor Dumbfucks first born son.
The adderol chopped scion of trumpland.

Is Don Jr really the smart brother?

Yeah, he's stable genius 2.0

Stable genius 2.0 by 2sundancer2 February 14, 2021

Web 2.0 

Interactive media theory where an infrastructure focusing on content creation, management, and dissemination is built for the user to generate that content in a community framework.

Urban Dictionary falls under the Web 2.0 theory because they built an infrastructure to create, manage, and disseminate the definition of slang terms generated by the user and ranked by the community.

Web 2.0 by Jason D. Schwartz July 16, 2008

job 2.0 

A Job 2.0 is a job that allows you to have freedom from traditional work schedules and locations. Usually (but not necessarily) something that takes place on the internet and can be done from most anywhere.

"Hey it's Wednesday afternoon, want to meet me at the pool for a few drinks."
"Sure, thanks to my Job 2.0 as a freelance writer, I have the flexibility to join you!"

Or in more extreme scenarios:

"Hey I was thinking it would be fun to spend a few months in Asia.. want to join?"
"That sounds like a blast! Thanks to my Job 2.0 as a (programmer | graphic designer | street performer | internet mogul) I can live anywhere. Let's do it!"

job 2.0 by Elephant Tamer May 15, 2014

Selenite 2.0 

The best (free) roblox script executor currently out there.

Boy: I use Selenite 2.0

Girl: *Undresses*

Selenite 2.0 by LilUziIsaNigger June 25, 2022

chowder 2.0 

a little manny boy who has insane rizz and looks like chowder but has 0 bitches and likes to listen to his dad going at it

“my dad is 56 and still going at it and i’m proud - chowder 2.0”

chowder 2.0 by david’s dad December 30, 2022