You: Hey Sam, it's April 12th~
Sam: Suck a best friend's dick day~?
You: Yep! Let me suck your dick~
Sam:Then come here~
Sam: Suck a best friend's dick day~?
You: Yep! Let me suck your dick~
Sam:Then come here~
by Vortextheghost April 12, 2022

by Tittytyrant April 7, 2024

by Pretty.odd.stan November 3, 2019

Jack: Hey, can I have an arch pic.
Hailey: Sure, it is national arch pic day anyways.
(Send an arch pic to a friend of the opposite gender on April 12th, 2024)
Hailey: Sure, it is national arch pic day anyways.
(Send an arch pic to a friend of the opposite gender on April 12th, 2024)
by JohnsonNJones28 April 12, 2024

Annual sausage rememberance day. On this day, 12 Apr 2024 9:58 AM a loser has dropped their sausage on the bus floor, and now they no longer have breakfast. On this day we take a half-a-minute of silence to remember this tragedy, and take appreciation for all the sausages consumed prior and onwards.
Person 1: "Did you know today is the annual sausage remembrance day?"
Person 2: "Oh really? What's that?"
Person 1: "Ever since April 12th 2024 we've been taking moment every year to remember the sausage that was tragically lost that morning."
Person 2: "Oh cool, I'll take note of that."
Person 2: "Oh really? What's that?"
Person 1: "Ever since April 12th 2024 we've been taking moment every year to remember the sausage that was tragically lost that morning."
Person 2: "Oh cool, I'll take note of that."
by virtucritic April 12, 2024

All the best girls are born on this day. Plus they’re born under the sign of Aries. They’re such goddesses, get yourself a girl born on this day and you’ll be the luckiest in the world.
“Omg! It’s «April 12th» today! It’s my girlfriend’s birthday!!”
“Ohhh man, you’re the luckiest person I’ve ever met!”
“Ohhh man, you’re the luckiest person I’ve ever met!”
by Aries giving December 2, 2023

All the best girls are born on this day. Plus they’re born under the sign of Aries. They’re such goddesses, get yourself a girl born on this day and you’ll be the luckiest in the world.
“Omg! It’s «April 12th» today! It’s my girlfriend’s birthday!!”
“Ohhh man, you’re the luckiest person I’ve ever met!”
April
“Ohhh man, you’re the luckiest person I’ve ever met!”
April
by anonymous December 2, 2023
