may 11

the day we’re absolute idiots are born and they probably like monkeys

person: why do u like monkeys?
other person:cause i was born on may 11 no duh

by Coolkiddo09 April 4, 2020

may 11 2017

Worst day on earth ( trumps 100th day as president)

God it's may 11 2017 trump day

by Evandjdjsjskdks March 30, 2017

May 11

On May 11 you can ask any one to fuck and they have to say yes.

Boy:”Hey can we fuck?”
Girl:”Ew no”
Boy:”But it’s may 11”
Girl:”Ok let’s fuck”

by Ur mom 300 May 11, 2023

May 11

All the pretty ass people born on this day.
Pretty Hair, Eyes, Body, EVERYTHING!!
<3

Girl: Hey! are you born on may 11?
Me: Yeah!
Girl: Your so pretty!

by PARISPARISPARISXX June 24, 2022

May 11

May 11 is national punch your enemy day

person #1:what’s May 11?
person#2:it’s a day to punch your enemy

by Phao.quotes May 10, 2022

May 11

whip out yo titty day

hey it's may 11, whip out yo titty day

by mskadjkij23897 May 11, 2022

May 11

National Cheerleading day!

- Yo did you see what ryancea posted on her instagram story?

: yes about may 11th?

- yeah i was confused

: why? may 11th is national cheerleading day!

by flovertale May 11, 2022