A depressed 66% inorganic space wizard that hates sand and the high ground.
He talks to his son about the powers of the dark side and how powerful it makes him but he ultimately failed to use it properly to revive his wife that is four years older than him.
He talks to his son about the powers of the dark side and how powerful it makes him but he ultimately failed to use it properly to revive his wife that is four years older than him.
Luke Skywalker - How did my father die?
Obi-Wan Kenobi - A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knights. He betrayed and murdered your father. Now the Jedi are all but extinct. Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force.
Obi-Wan Kenobi - A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knights. He betrayed and murdered your father. Now the Jedi are all but extinct. Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force.
by Plo_Koon March 7, 2020
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Get the Darth Vader mug.When a guy is droppin a stankin' ass duece and getting head at the same time. The smell of the shit forces the girl to breath through her mouth while simultaneously giving head. This leads to the girl making the same breathing sound that Darth Vader is known for in Star Wars.
by tjc11 April 1, 2008
Get the Darth Vader mug.a cool villian from star wars. his entire suit is made of leather and he strangles people with his mind. sounds like a homosexuals dream. leather sex and masachism.
by homosexual<3 May 17, 2006
Get the darth vader mug.Contrary to popular belief Darth Vader is really a fairly pitiful villain. When he was young he went by his true name, Annikan Skywalker, and was basically just a pain-in-the-ass crybaby who never really did much besides win a pod race and beat a weak apprentice (Darth Tyranus). He was later defeated by Obi Wan and became a pitiful excuse for a human being. After being rebuilt into a badass looking cyborg who pwned some underlings with the choke(the one truly great thing he did) he was beaten by his son. Basically, he seems like an amazing villain, but if you look close he is nothing much, he just has a great image.
cool things:outfit, breathing, force choke, sounds awesome, wipes out some sand people in rage, force choke(it simply has to be said again, it is truly amazing)
crappy things:beaten by Luke(who was whiney and un-cool), beaten terribly and utterly by Tyranus in Episode II, was second in command to a non-force user on the ship he was on in Episode IV, whines ALL the time and cries as teen Annikan, loses to Obi Wan(and loses most of his limbs), never even becomes a master
crappy things:beaten by Luke(who was whiney and un-cool), beaten terribly and utterly by Tyranus in Episode II, was second in command to a non-force user on the ship he was on in Episode IV, whines ALL the time and cries as teen Annikan, loses to Obi Wan(and loses most of his limbs), never even becomes a master
by therob June 24, 2005
Get the darth vader mug.when a man inserts his cranium into a females joker lips and breathes out the vag and it sounds like darth vader
person 1: why the fuck is your head coverd in blood and smells like fish
person2: well me and my bitch were doin the darth vader last night thats why
person 1 : whats that?
person 2 : dude u dont wanna no thats why im whereing this eye patch.
person2: well me and my bitch were doin the darth vader last night thats why
person 1 : whats that?
person 2 : dude u dont wanna no thats why im whereing this eye patch.
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