a sad cunt that has no taste in music or fashion and thinks clown make up and singing about killing people with a hatchet is cool that and think there ninjas but are all nothing more or less then surban white kids acting ghetto. 1. the clown make up and thinking your a ninja makes you look like a a fag and thinking becasue your a "juggalo" you can beat the shit outta anyone just makes them pethetic cunts, its a shame we cant kill people like this on sight as it would be fuckin handy as hell but since muder is shunned we cant so my best advice to people is laugh at them for how much of a big pair of clow shoes they look like.
guy 1.look at that fag juggalo he looks like a total retard he dont look wicked he looks like a pair of clown shoes
guy 2. yeah what a spacker
guy 2. yeah what a spacker
by rob lord October 02, 2007
Noun - A pathetic, worthless, inbred, rancid excuse for a human being. A Juggalo, otherwise known as the previous, is a tool who listens to, masturbates to, and worships the equally pathetic, worthless, inbred and rancid "music group" known as "Insane Clown Posse", or "Insanely Gay Clown Pussies." Most commonly, the Juggalos are the unfortunate offspring of a wifebeating, WWE watching, gambling alcoholic with snaggle-teeth, and a saggy-tittied, rotten crotched, woman-cow who lost her virginity when she was 9.
Juggalos commonly associate with other Juggalos, and have Juggalo Circle Jerks.
Juggalos believe that all other music is inferior to the vexatious, arrhythmical noise produced by "Insanely Gay Clown Pussies."
Jugglettes, not to be confused with a human female, is the effeminate equivalent of a Juggalo, except sporting breasts and a smelly, hotdog-worn crease otherwise known as the Vagina. They too "Rep da hatchet."
All in all, Juggalos and Jugglettes are the scum of the Earth and retain the equal value as the shit in the toilet of a truck stop restroom and are equally as disgusting.
Juggalos commonly associate with other Juggalos, and have Juggalo Circle Jerks.
Juggalos believe that all other music is inferior to the vexatious, arrhythmical noise produced by "Insanely Gay Clown Pussies."
Jugglettes, not to be confused with a human female, is the effeminate equivalent of a Juggalo, except sporting breasts and a smelly, hotdog-worn crease otherwise known as the Vagina. They too "Rep da hatchet."
All in all, Juggalos and Jugglettes are the scum of the Earth and retain the equal value as the shit in the toilet of a truck stop restroom and are equally as disgusting.
Juggalo - "i rep da hatchet! icp is da gratest band eva!!1!!1!!!"
(Note the misspellings. They are a realistic emphasis on how uneducated Juggalos really are.)
Me - "No. Just no. ICP is hardly a band, and they're hardly people. They are just as much of a pile of camel feces are you are."
(Note the misspellings. They are a realistic emphasis on how uneducated Juggalos really are.)
Me - "No. Just no. ICP is hardly a band, and they're hardly people. They are just as much of a pile of camel feces are you are."
by C.T.W. August 10, 2011
1. A faggot that likes Horrorcore music. Such as: ICP, Twiztid, Esham, Natas, Project Dead Man,Dark Lotus and Zug Island.
That fat piece of shit is a juggalo.
by Brett Snyder June 02, 2005
An individual who listens to ICP and thinks he or she is cool. Usually on disability because of stupidity or laziness. May also be on food stamps. DOES NOT WORK. Usually hangs out in places of public transit.
by "ass" man August 07, 2010
A fat, worthless, poor, white person who pretends to like the shittiest band in the world. They worship the Insane Clown Posse even though there music is horrible and makes no god damn sense. They are so pathetic and lowly that they call themselves juggalos so that people think there part of something bigger or some stupid shit like that. They think it makes them different even though it just makes them dumb. They wear makeup so that people know there "different" from the rest of society even though no one gives a damn. Nobody likes juggalos and hopefully someday they will realize that the ICP is horrible music. Hopefully someday the ICP will be forgotten and we won't have to deal with this dreadful excuse for music or juggalos anymore.
by ThaBigTasty January 24, 2011
A Juggalo is someone akin to a Trekkie,but instead of being obsessed with Star Trek they are obsessed with ICP.Usually they are white kids that want to act like black gangsters.
If anyone ever even tried to ascociate me with Juggalo they'd get punched in the fucking balls
oh yeah ICP fucking sucks kids...it's a huge fat guy and a skinny little geek that think they are bad asses and rap about siht they've never done and never will do.
If anyone ever even tried to ascociate me with Juggalo they'd get punched in the fucking balls
oh yeah ICP fucking sucks kids...it's a huge fat guy and a skinny little geek that think they are bad asses and rap about siht they've never done and never will do.
by Fuck ICP December 07, 2007
kid1: that kid calls himself a juggalo
kid2: dont go near him hes a faggot and might try to blow his load in your tight asshole
kid2: dont go near him hes a faggot and might try to blow his load in your tight asshole
by mranonomousnig November 24, 2008