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Tard Safari 

The event of a pack of tards breaking the door open in tard class, leaving them free to waddle out and whoop all over school, wreaking havoc among all the normal students.
*CRASH!!!!!*
tards: WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP
guy1: HOLY SHIT EVERYONE RUN!!
guy2: What's going on??
tards: *waddle through the cafeteria, flipping tables with tard-strength*
guy1: Its a fucking Tard Safari!
guy2: Aw shit, lets get out of here!!
Tard Safari by Tomalo October 10, 2011
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Safaa is a beautiful funny girl. She's amazing and if your her friend your really lucky.
She's funny like safaa!
Safaa by Madmop123 November 17, 2016
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Sakakaka 

In Spanish cultures, a popular game amongst youth. The word derives from "saca- to take out" , and "caca- shit".

The game involves hitting someone in the ass while yelling sakakaka! Usually by surprise.
Oh man my ass hurts... I just got sakakaka.

Oh shit guys look, Jim is bent over tying his shoes, let's go sakakaka!
Sakakaka by Unholy freq June 1, 2018
A greasy haired, short ass, poor piece of shit that can’t get a bitch to go on a date because he hit on her too long
Safko by Ramranch81 March 6, 2019

Food-safari 

A term that describes the journey embarked on when visiting multiple food vendors, in fairly quick sucession, whilst trying to satisfy an insatiable hunger- this journey is typically made as a result of being absolutely shit-faced.
'Hey Justin, I went on a crazy food-safari on the way home from the pub last night: pizza, kebab AND Donalds."
Food-safari by Lyrical_chef March 13, 2017

bbc safari 

to hunt big black cock bbc; the act of a huntress or group of female hunters seeking out the largest of the large black cocks. Upon capture the hunted impale the hunters with their black meat swords until satisfaction is achieved.
"What are you doing tonight?"

"Melissa, Annie and I are going on a BBC Safari"
bbc safari by Mel loves the BBC April 20, 2008

Youtube Safari 

When you start on one video then hit the link to a related video and then another related video until you've been on youtube for five hours when you started out looking at a panda sneezing and end up with some guy talking about reptilan aliens disrupting the human race's ultimate evolution to ascend to the 4th dimension.
"Hahahaha that baby panda is hilarious! Oooh, whats this video?" *four and a half hours later* "ZOMG! my mind is blown by how everyone in power is a shape-shifting reptilian! What a Youtube Safari!"
Youtube Safari by Snakes_In_Flight February 28, 2010