Nocturnal Admission

A dream in which sexual adventures are replaced with college acceptances, and you have the pleasures of dreaming that you have, in fact, been accepted into college. These are just as disappointing to wake up from as sexual dreams.

"I had a nocturnal admission last night."
"Aw, man, again?"
"This time it was Dartmouth...I cried when I woke up."

Nocturnal Admission by danjdber January 17, 2010

nocturnal burst 

A large amount of energy you get during the night. It keeps you awake no matter how tired you are!

I am so tired, because I had some crazy nocturnal burst last night.

nocturnal burst by Shnone November 22, 2011

Nocturnal Emission 

The scientific term for a wet dream, ie: cumming in your sleep.

After dreaming about the girl who sat next to him at school, he woke up with cum all over his underwear. Just a nocturnal emission.

Nocturnal Emission by La Nerdette October 30, 2010

Nocturnal Awakenings 

Waking up in the middle of the night or very early morning and not being able to return to sleep.

I woke up this morning at 3:30am because of "Nocturnal Awakenings"

Nocturnal Awakenings by The Sleep Expert June 20, 2009

nocturnal bust 

Similar to a wet dream. It commonly takes place at night when you bust a nut in your sleep or just rubbing one out.

“Last night I got my Nocturnal Bust on.”
“I nocturnaly Busted all over myself last night.”

nocturnal bust by Goondock Saint September 20, 2021

Nocturnal beeb 

A boy, or possibly a girl, who, while watching a girl, sees every move that she makes as something sexual.

I don't like Johny, he's a nocturnal beeb.

Nocturnal beeb by Norton Johnson December 7, 2006

nocturnal omission 

An act completely forgotten due to heavy drinking the night before.

See also: Black Out, drunk wound, drunklaid

Dude 1: Do you remember taking a dump in the fish tank at the party last night? That shit was hilarious.

Dude 2: I did what? Must have been a nocturnal omission.

nocturnal omission by al.X January 20, 2009