A person that is from germany. They are not nazis, are legal to drink at age 16, the best product of germany is beer. They do NOT run around in Lederhosen, nor do they only eat Sauerkraut.
German women are usually very attractive, but only up to a certain age.
German men are pretty attractive too, but do not have the greatest personalities.
Germans have one of the highest alcohol tolerances in the world, and love to party it up.
Also: germans have a funny accent when they speak english at first.
German women are usually very attractive, but only up to a certain age.
German men are pretty attractive too, but do not have the greatest personalities.
Germans have one of the highest alcohol tolerances in the world, and love to party it up.
Also: germans have a funny accent when they speak english at first.
Girl 1: I tried talking to this hot german dude yesterday..
Girl 2: And?
Girl 1: He cockblocked himself with that accent. I started laughing hysterically.
Guy1: Shiz, man. Did you see what that german drank yesterday?
Guy2: No, why?
Guy1: He just absorbed anything alcoholic close to him!
Guy2: Thats the germans!
Girl 2: And?
Girl 1: He cockblocked himself with that accent. I started laughing hysterically.
Guy1: Shiz, man. Did you see what that german drank yesterday?
Guy2: No, why?
Guy1: He just absorbed anything alcoholic close to him!
Guy2: Thats the germans!
by TinaNirvana January 7, 2011
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by Death616 June 27, 2010
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A person that comes from Germany. Can be serously offended by the terms "Jew," "Hitler," and "nazi." They can be incredibly sweet and are willing to fight for the ones they love. They usually loves with all their heart and soul.
"Honey, where's Holland?"
"In the Netherlands!!"
"It is? I thought it was its own country... where are you from again?"
"I'm german!! And no its not!!!!!! It's more of a region!!!"
"Since when?"
"Since forever!!!!!"
"You don't have to yell at me."
"I'm sorry. I love you."
"Awwwww....all better!"
"In the Netherlands!!"
"It is? I thought it was its own country... where are you from again?"
"I'm german!! And no its not!!!!!! It's more of a region!!!"
"Since when?"
"Since forever!!!!!"
"You don't have to yell at me."
"I'm sorry. I love you."
"Awwwww....all better!"
by Lindsey Pilger January 27, 2007
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2. Something of German origin; i.e., beer or cars.
3 A resident of Germany; person of German descent. Typically, a mellow, intelligent thinking creature, invariably polite, living in the area of land commonly known as Germany, a lush, wooded land with the Alps to the south, gentle, rolling hills in the center, and the North Sea to the North.
The typical German is even-tempered, tolerant, respectful, practical, and somewhat skeptical and pessimistic by nature. German men are far less sexist than American men, and are more prone to marriage. Germans, though, typically have small families.
A German tends to be a lover of nature, well-organized, frugal and efficient. They seldom lose their tempers- if you go to a German bar, people are usually friendly and happy, unlike an American bar, where people start fights.
Germans love fast cars, motorcycles, good beer, pretzels, taking lots of holidays, and walking in nature. Germany is a great place for the outdoors, and people love hiking, camping and cycling.
Germans are often tastelessly dressed, and German women often wear atrocious clothes. German food is OK, if you like pork. German bread, on the other hand, is excellent. It doesn't matter, though, because German people mostly eat Italian and French food.
Germans make the best engineers, computer scientists, and technicians. They never go anywhere without their "handies" (cell phones), they're mad about soccer, and they love to have a festival. They take a day off for every holiday, including all-saint's day, May Day and the assumption of the Virgin Mary (despite the fact that most Germans don't go to church often). The biggest parties are Karneval and the Love Parade.
They typical German hates extremes and extremists of all kinds, including neo-nazis, who comprise a hated minority in the country. Most people are moderate in their beliefs. There are lots of political parties in Germany, including the Green Party, who helped turn Germany into the biggest purveyor of solar power and electric windmills.
Germans don't neccesarily dislike any group of people; Germans often visit France, England, the US, Eastern Europe, Turkey and the Mediterranean. Often, though, other nations have prejudices about Germans. Germany is ethnically mixed, though, and lots of Germans marry non-Germans.
2. Something of German origin; i.e., beer or cars.
3 A resident of Germany; person of German descent. Typically, a mellow, intelligent thinking creature, invariably polite, living in the area of land commonly known as Germany, a lush, wooded land with the Alps to the south, gentle, rolling hills in the center, and the North Sea to the North.
The typical German is even-tempered, tolerant, respectful, practical, and somewhat skeptical and pessimistic by nature. German men are far less sexist than American men, and are more prone to marriage. Germans, though, typically have small families.
A German tends to be a lover of nature, well-organized, frugal and efficient. They seldom lose their tempers- if you go to a German bar, people are usually friendly and happy, unlike an American bar, where people start fights.
Germans love fast cars, motorcycles, good beer, pretzels, taking lots of holidays, and walking in nature. Germany is a great place for the outdoors, and people love hiking, camping and cycling.
Germans are often tastelessly dressed, and German women often wear atrocious clothes. German food is OK, if you like pork. German bread, on the other hand, is excellent. It doesn't matter, though, because German people mostly eat Italian and French food.
Germans make the best engineers, computer scientists, and technicians. They never go anywhere without their "handies" (cell phones), they're mad about soccer, and they love to have a festival. They take a day off for every holiday, including all-saint's day, May Day and the assumption of the Virgin Mary (despite the fact that most Germans don't go to church often). The biggest parties are Karneval and the Love Parade.
They typical German hates extremes and extremists of all kinds, including neo-nazis, who comprise a hated minority in the country. Most people are moderate in their beliefs. There are lots of political parties in Germany, including the Green Party, who helped turn Germany into the biggest purveyor of solar power and electric windmills.
Germans don't neccesarily dislike any group of people; Germans often visit France, England, the US, Eastern Europe, Turkey and the Mediterranean. Often, though, other nations have prejudices about Germans. Germany is ethnically mixed, though, and lots of Germans marry non-Germans.
1. How do you translate the German word "unwahrscheinlichkeit"?
2. This German wheat beer- Franziskaner Weissbier"- is excellent.
3. Look at that cute German techie guy over there.
2. This German wheat beer- Franziskaner Weissbier"- is excellent.
3. Look at that cute German techie guy over there.
by Tabitha Elkins May 31, 2006
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Get the german mug.German is one of a kind, he will laugh with and at you. No matter what, keep him. Cause deep down he really cares for you. He is the type of person to forever be by your side. Yes, he maybe get annoyed by you, but maybe it’s hard for him to love or care. He is amazing. He is powerful and hilarious!
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“German is a bit weird”
“No he isn’t, he will stay by your side no matter what, so what if he’s a bit odd? Aren’t we all?
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