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Pick me white person 

A white person who insults other white people to get validation from poc
White girl: Ugh white people are soo annoying, don't you agree *poc person*
Poc person: UMM... Are you just tryna gain validation from me?? You pick me white person
Pick me white person by Mali34 October 27, 2021

awkward white person smile 

that smile you give people when you walk down the street and lock eyes with someone walking opposite of you or when a situation isn't the best. that is the awkward white person smile.
Son: I got a D
white dad: *awkward white person smile*
or
Matt was walking down the street when he saw his acquaintance, Micheal, so he did the awkward white person smile

Tall white person 

Its a well known fact that all tall white people have huge dicks and are very muscular and handsome.
Tall white person: Did you see him, his dick must be huge!
Tall white person by DannyS2005 October 25, 2019

pulling a white person 

the act of doing cliche white-person-like things like going into the woods alone at night.
person 1: imagine pulling a white person
person 2: lmfao dumb shit
pulling a white person by juicybi January 23, 2021

death by stupid white person 

The murders of African Americans (or other people of color) in horror movies that are the direct result of foolish decisions or actions made by whites.
Black people never live long enough to see the credit roll in horror movies. It's always a case of death by stupid white person.

typical white person 

a caucasian male or female who spends time either watching or playing tennis, drinking coffee from starbucks or doing yoga. they either work at a normal day job or are in college getting a degree to be a teacher or nurse, in which they will never use.
"Hey, see that guy over there?"
"Oh, him? He's just a typical white person off to yoga"
"Wow"