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your dads husband

a come back that's better than your mom, that no one can respond to without looking like a dumbass.
also and insult that makes the persons father seem gay.
Brad: dude what is the answer to the algerbra problem
Erick: YOUR DADS HUSBAND!!

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Brittney: OMG! who did that!?
Jake: Your mom!
Jimmy: that was gay...but i do believe it was your dads husband!

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Dylan:dude what happened to your wiener?
Rob: Your dads husband!
Dylan:....):
by cortizzle January 11, 2009
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your shit is gay

what one might say if they disapprove of the quality/content of whatever it is that is in question
friend1: check out my new wheels niqqa
friend2: your shit is gay
by jesse reedy August 16, 2004
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Follow your heart

I can't tell you wether getting high is right or wrong, you need to follow your heart.
by C21H30O2 September 22, 2005
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your goose is cooked

Destroy one's chance's or hopes
Your goose is cooked

Origin: "From a 16th century legend: King Eric of Sweden had come to an enemy town to attack it. The town's burghers in a show of contempt for the king and his small band of men, hung a goose from a town tower and then sent a message to King Eric that asked in effect, 'What do you want?' "To cook your goose," came the kings reply... Whereupon the Swedes set fire to the town, cooking the goose in the process and sent a message to the burghers stating 'your goose is cooked"
by WildBill@W-B April 27, 2014
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clap your cheeks

What I'm about to do to this thicc nigga sitting next to me at lunch
Yo I'm bout to clap your cheeks faggot no homo
by BigPeePeeTyrone November 8, 2017
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jump your bones

slag for saying you want to have sex
"I want to jump your bones"
by princess_rose September 8, 2008
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your mom's face

A combination when the the insults 'your face' and 'your mom' become 'your mom's face'

Obviously your mom's face is ugly, and it is hurtful of this person to bring it up.
Alex: I just saw a really ugly dog
Gary: Yeah, I bet it looked like your face!
Alex: No way man, it looked like your mom!
Gary: YOUR MOM'S FACE!!!
Alex: *runs off crying*
by AliceJones__ July 3, 2010
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