ass monkey

someone who is always willing to take it in the ass for the team...

Josh is a real ass monkey

by josh November 19, 2003

monkey banana

These 2 words can be used at anytime, and infact do not have a proper definition the point is to confuse.

If you radomly say these words midsentance or even in a silence the other person/people will either believe you are insane or question whether you actually did say it at all (making them think they might be insane).

by Roswell February 3, 2004

monkey status

Dead. a state of lifelessness

yo son, i ran into gomez the other day. he was all trying to step, so i shot his ass and left the mother fucker monkey status in the street

by G-thong September 6, 2004

Crack Monkey

A person who is addicted to the act of Cunnilingus (oral sex performed on a woman). Primarily a term used by lesbian or bi-sexual females.

1. I thought Jenna was straight, but she's really a dirty little Crack Monkey!

2. I was really nervous when I first tried oral with another Girl. Now I'm a total Crack Monkey!

3. I never liked oral sex until I met Barbara. Now I'm a Freakin' Crack Monkey!

by JAM80 December 31, 2008

monkey up

WHEN YOU OWN MONKEYS AND YOU GET THEM ALL DIAPERED AND READY FOR BED , YOU LAY IN BED AND WATCH TV WITH THEM OR PLAY .. ITS THE BEST TIME OF THE DAY TO A MONKEY OWNER . i POSTED THIS AND IT HAS BEEN PUBLISHED IN BOOKS AND USED AS THE TITLE OF A MOVIE .

I'M GETTING TIRED ITS TIME TO MONKEY UP AND GO TO BED .

by MONKEYMOM January 22, 2017

Monkey cage

A sex possition both of the legs are broken and the guy uses household trash to pleasure the woman until the ambulance arrives.

"What's all this trash doing down here? its like a fucking monkey cage happened down here."

by wildbill001 May 24, 2009

spank that monkey

to engage in the act of making love, to have sexual intercourse.

kenechi: man dashiki is a bomb-ass honey

uzo: yea i wanna spank that monkey

by ivan gonzalez August 16, 2006