Some very muscular guy that works as a entertainer by wrestling.Recently undergoes neck surgery. Has a girlfriend named Nikki Bella.
Born to break every WWE record.
Also has catchy theme song.
Born to break every WWE record.
Also has catchy theme song.
by VU1218 September 18, 2016
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A guy on the street offered me a John Holetrane but all he had was pvc pipe. I respectfully declined, sure that he wasn't the butthole virtuoso he was claiming to be.
by Tex Tile September 17, 2016
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Get the john homer mug.a loud mouth short and the worst secret keeper ever john Stanley someone whos not romantic sometimes funny and the worst liar ever no one likes him also he is the ugliest shortie on earth
wow whos that ugly short freak over there
who the one with the loud mouth that no one likes
yes who else
oh that's John Stanley
who the one with the loud mouth that no one likes
yes who else
oh that's John Stanley
by mbdog123 July 22, 2016
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The equivalent to "suck my dick."
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