Poop-Shoed

when a person or persons receives inferior drugs (particularly marijuana) from their dealer while still having to pay premium prices.

Chad: "Check out this bag I just got"
Tony: "Dude... You just got poop-shoed. This shit sucks."
Chad: " Fuck you Tony"

by Jackie Rabbit January 29, 2011

poop sloot

a dumb sloot who is said to be shitting but realy is away from everyone

guy: where'd the sloot go?
guy2: she said she went to charge her phone
guy1:she's deffinatley poopin
guy2:poop sloot.....

by meeeeeettttzzza December 23, 2013

Poop Shiggler

Someone who masturbates to feces.

Jimmy had noted how Timmy is a poop shiggler.

by Nomok May 13, 2022

Poop Back

The action of leaving a social gathering under the pretence of needing to check on something urgently, but really it's because you need to poop in the comfort of your own home.

She'll poop back home to check on the dog.
He pooped back home to check he hadn't left the hob on

by idiot99 June 20, 2019

Olly Poop

When a man poops, the poop falls out and hits the penis before hitting the water in the toilet.

Did you hear that jimmy had an Olly Poop earlier today in the porta pot.

by SnowWhite4190 April 17, 2024

The poop sweats

When your lower belly aches, you feel a sudden hot rush to your butthole but can't get to the shitter anytime soon. The sweats kick in and you're forced to wait in pure agony until the feeling passes.

Man, that mexican from last night really gave me the poop sweats.

by Bjakeolsaari95 May 08, 2020

Poop puff

1. The puff of poop that floats in the air when flushing the toilet

2. Flatulence

The particals of poop that puffed onto my toothbrush. Poop pufff

by J dub 212 August 30, 2018