Poop

Dookey

Yo i had a poop for brunch

by Terry cruiser April 13, 2019

Pooped the Tiger

When an obscure dream becomes reality. Much like a Deja Vu, but specifically when a real dream comes to fruition in real life.

Whoa - last night I dreamed that I pooped a tiger...and wouldn’t you know it, today, I actually pooped a tiger.

Or:

Bro, that I dreamt last night I’d get in a car crash, and today I crashed my car. I totally pooped the tiger.

(See tiger-tail)

by Furious Qurious April 16, 2019

Poop lazy

When a person is so insanely lazy that they are even too lazy to poop and make someone else fuck the poop out of their anus.

Steve: Are you really too lazy to poop yourself?
Jordan: Yeah, just fuck it out again. I am poop lazy.

by Sikstienajn April 17, 2019

poop book

An old ass library book that you open and smells like a middle school toilet.

Ugh what a poop book.

by Some Dumbass Human August 1, 2019

Poop Sckwaggles

A term used to express the feeling you get when you have to poop and someone is in the bathroom

"Aw, poop sckwaggles!"

by Cloudy_dayz August 9, 2019

Boot-poop

Poop that has attached itself to your boots and then fell off in the house somewhere. Sometimes a mystery where it came from.

There’s poop on the living room floor. I’ll bet it’s boot-poop.

by Miss Toni Montana August 10, 2019

Poop

What heavy business you do in the toilet is your answer cause I'm sure even a 2 year old know what poop is you dumb skit

Hector: what were you doing in the bathroom?
Troy: beating the shit out of me
Hector: what!?
Troy: I was Pooping, you crackhead ass!

by YourPrecious August 23, 2019