A Jason is someone with extreme emotional intensity. He either wants to love you to death or hack you to bits with his machete. There is no in between. Either way, it’s a privilege. He’s always up for adventures and epic quests. A free spirit, he’s constantly getting in trouble by not confirming to social norms. Clever as a fox, he’s able to talk his way in or out of any situation by shifting your perspective and making you laugh. He will one-up you to your delight. He’s a lovable rapscallion who fully embraces the Angel in himself and the devil in himself.
“Yo, I just met this dude who packed a lifetime worth of shenanigans into one weekend, and I am both shook and hooked.” “Oh snap, sounds like you got yourself a Jason”
“If you are the result of a live child between the entire cast of The Hangover and Captain Jack Sparrow, your name is probably Jason”
“If you are the result of a live child between the entire cast of The Hangover and Captain Jack Sparrow, your name is probably Jason”
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Jason has the second largest dick. He is only defeated by people named gage. He has a dick so big that he has to wrap it around his leg to keep it from dragging on the ground. Also like a gage he will be humble and deny that he has a big dick.
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