Dick-Licker

A person (male or female) that enjoys and most excessively utilizes their resources for demands such as Licking Dicks

Dude, Mike Manning is a Dick-Licker.

by Clit-Licker June 13, 2017

Risky Dick

The diametric opposite of whiskey dick. This dick is always ready for action and, thus, poses danger for all those who cross its path.

"Hey Kristin, you should go over and talk to that guy over there." "I dont know, do you think I should? He's got Risky Dick written all over him."

by Nosack69 February 22, 2017

Dick-Balling

When you are procrastinating a task at work and do something else non-work related.

Boss: "Hey, stop Dick-Balling about and get them products added onto the website!"

Lazy Employee: "Sorry Sir, I will get back to work ASAP."

by Best WWO Employee October 9, 2023

dick foreman

A delusional small penised man, a shyster who wants to pull the wool over people's eyes to make one think that he is not a cancer.

A charlatan, a fake. Monet.

A person who's belly is as big as his ego.

Man, don't be a dick foreman, you don't want to be considered a douchebag.

by TheTruth2018 January 16, 2018

Salami dick

A guy, most likely a man whore, whose undercooked dick smells like shit.

Guy: hey, wanna smash?
Girl: get yo salami dick ass outta here. I can smell it from here

by Mark.R August 10, 2019

Electric Dick

Electric Dick

In the world of E-cigarettes it has been discussed that people often are very busy with smoking their ecigs. We like to say 'Tell that douche to stop sucking on his electric dick and get to work.'

by Funnylassy November 5, 2018

dick-mate

in any type of game needing more then one player. a team-mate who will directly or indirectly affect the game's out come for the worse.

man 1: ugghh man i really got shot by a lot of those paintballs. thanks a lot dick-mate.

Dick-mate: ohh sorry i totally forgot about you out there, i was off doing my own thing.... whoops

by not a dick-mate October 17, 2011