When your sister makes her cake for her birthday and it turns out to be a cake with a strawberry cult on it sacrificing another strawberry
by F0reverL0stT0T1m3 May 11, 2024
Get the Strawberry Cult Cakemug. When a man doesn't clean his ejaculatory residue off from his bellend for weeks/months/years, until the top of his penis resembles a frosted cake. (some might be inclined to add extra cake decorations to penis)
The man then proceeds to fuck his lover, thus giving her 'the pregnancy cake.'
The man then proceeds to fuck his lover, thus giving her 'the pregnancy cake.'
"Frank, I can't lie to you, I saved up for months and gave your girlfriend my pregnancy cake...
I promise, I'll let you know if she tells me she's pregnant, sorry bud."
I promise, I'll let you know if she tells me she's pregnant, sorry bud."
by Ganshee September 18, 2022
Get the Pregnancy cakemug. slang coming from the battle rap community generally meaning to mess something up really bad but specifically to saying something incredibly stupid to the point of making zero to no sense especially while rapping.
Rapper 1 "bro spitting heat then studently stops and laughs"
Rapper 2 "i know you was about to cake bread bro don't lie"
Guy 1 "how did it picking up chicks at the bar go?"
Guy 2 " it was going really well but at the end i totally caked bread and blew it! i said i get a lot of ear wax in my right ear but not my left and i think its because of the moon cycle"
Guy 1 "what?
Guy 2 "exactly"
Rapper 2 "i know you was about to cake bread bro don't lie"
Guy 1 "how did it picking up chicks at the bar go?"
Guy 2 " it was going really well but at the end i totally caked bread and blew it! i said i get a lot of ear wax in my right ear but not my left and i think its because of the moon cycle"
Guy 1 "what?
Guy 2 "exactly"
by toxic cowZ December 1, 2023
Get the cake breadmug. by Queen👸🏾 September 10, 2016
Get the Cakemug. Defines the fact that after world war 2, Germany was divided into four military occupation zones by the Allied Forces — France in the southwest, Britain in the northwest, the United States in the south, and the Soviet Union in the east
Mom: ''Hey Chris, how was your day at school?''
Chris: ''We had a very interesting historic lesson today where the teacher told us about the German Cake and how it affected the germans every day!''
Chris: ''We had a very interesting historic lesson today where the teacher told us about the German Cake and how it affected the germans every day!''
by SirMemesiusTheGreat June 14, 2018
Get the German Cakemug. by Cake privileges June 24, 2017
Get the Cake privilegesmug. CAKE (slang, adj./noun) – Used to describe something that is fake, not genuine, or deceptive in appearance. Can refer to objects, situations, or even people who seem real but aren’t.
“That chain is CAKE, bro. No way it’s real gold.”
“His story sounded legit at first, but nah, it was straight CAKE.”
“His story sounded legit at first, but nah, it was straight CAKE.”
by Toztaza101 February 6, 2025
Get the Cakemug.