by fairy404 May 24, 2016
Get the Buttersmug. chunky peanut butter refers to the act of sexual relations between two homies. this is often displayed through jacking each other off and consistently giving each other erections.
however, chunky peanut butter has some limits. when you commit chunky peanut butter for over 69 minutes in one sitting, it is no longer considered chunky peanut butter and you may experience any of the following symptoms.
-erectile dysfunction
-foot fungus
-large amounts of gas to the point of flying
however, chunky peanut butter has some limits. when you commit chunky peanut butter for over 69 minutes in one sitting, it is no longer considered chunky peanut butter and you may experience any of the following symptoms.
-erectile dysfunction
-foot fungus
-large amounts of gas to the point of flying
by nicholas.ismy.dad April 29, 2023
Get the chunky peanut buttermug. Butter that has been left out on the kitchen table all day and turns to mush. It's very good for spreading but often gets very messy.
Dude 1: "Man this butter is rock hard, I can't spread it AAAAHHH!!"
Dude 2: "Don't worry man I got some bamatter butter this stuff spreads so nice"
Dude 2: "Don't worry man I got some bamatter butter this stuff spreads so nice"
by John15 October 24, 2012
Get the bamatter buttermug. by HolDoll February 5, 2018
Get the melt the buttermug. My god Bunky !!!
You forgot to wipe that knob butter off after ramming kuntrens face pussy you cunt,
Clean off that knob butter at once
You forgot to wipe that knob butter off after ramming kuntrens face pussy you cunt,
Clean off that knob butter at once
by Bunkylove April 5, 2017
Get the knob buttermug. A woman to whom you share the deepest of thoughts, fears, and love with. The one girl you know will always be on your side despite the sh*t to come.
Or:
The freakiest beast you'll ever meet in bed. Always open to new expierences and says "I'll try anything at least once."
Or:
The freakiest beast you'll ever meet in bed. Always open to new expierences and says "I'll try anything at least once."
"You see that girl? She has my heart; That's my butter blossom. <3"
"She milked me like a cow! She's such a butter blossom!"
"She milked me like a cow! She's such a butter blossom!"
by kittykay69 September 20, 2017
Get the Butter blossommug. Used to command someone to be careful with a precious resource, especially to prevent their talents, positive traits, or advantages of any kind from going to waste or turning into something negative. We are all given a certain amount of butter for our bread, and the more we have, the harder it can be to secure. All it takes is one moment of carelessness, and that butter may slip off the bread and into the toaster as we are trying to use its residual heat to warm the butter to an optimal temperature in the post-toasting phase of toast preparation. The next thing we know, the toaster is giving off a noxious scent of burnt butter as a lingering reminder of the mistake we have made.
Girl, you best secure that butter! You have a lot going for you, but I'd hate for it to fall into the toaster and haunt you forever.
by tjjohn12 July 2, 2016
Get the Secure that buttermug.