Fresh meat

No man wants a old fucking women catch up man.

Fresh meat let's say we can start at 13 👍 go bananas lady's your a star till you tern 25

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 16, 2019

Meat Mensch

A penis, dick, or schlong

Slop that meat mensch on the exam table and let the nurse take a look at that thing.

by NunuSnizzer June 30, 2022

meat xylophone

a very muscular chest and abdomen

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a meat xylophone in almost all of his movies.

by chickenblender October 7, 2008

Meat stick

Meat stick is an alternate name for a guy's penis.

Randy: Why the hell does Gina keep staring at you with a huge ass grin?!

Dan: I tortured her Cooter Box with my Meat Stick.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

proto-meat

Edible animal products that under natural circumstances would become meat through animal young but not requiring the immediate demise of an animal such as unfertilized eggs and dairy products. The "lacto-ovo" of lacto-ovo vegetarian.

Proto-meat vegetarians eat unfertilized eggs and dairy products.

by Man on Mountain September 4, 2010

meat lovers phase

When a currently straight man used to sexually experiment with other men.

Link: “I had a meat lovers phase”
Rhett: “Is that a euphemism?”

by KittyGum May 27, 2024

Meat Hoodie

Another name for foreskin.

He had a meat hoodie so I guess he isn't really Jewish.

by Badbrad September 24, 2016